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alandhopewell
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« on: October 13, 2015, 03:55:47 PM »

Five- nine, overweight
Semi-negro, getting old
Alan D Hopewell.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 06:01:03 PM »

JGG is me
Six feet tall, old big loud mouth. 
Annoy too many. 
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 06:44:50 PM »

Artifacts I find,
Novels I can't stop writing.
"Indiana" me.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
retrorussell
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I laugh at your fail!


« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 08:19:28 PM »

My name's Russ/Retro.
I'm mad at lazy, dumb folks.
Work hard; have nice house.
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HBO in space!<br />
Rev. Powell
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »

I watch weird movies
Then I write reviews of them.
I also drink beer.
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"This story has it all: sex, violence, major household appliances. And it's actually a serious examination of what exactly would happen if three drunk six-inch-high Martians landed on earth, climbed inside a vacuum cleaner bag, and electronically mated with a street bum. Of course, people would eventually go running from their homes, pursued by deranged R2-D2 Hoovers."-Joe Bob on OVERSEXED RUGSUCKERS FROM MARS
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