Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 22, 2016, 08:27:38 PM
571057 Posts in 43843 Topics by 5732 Members
Latest Member: Wahab Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  SELF-DESCRIPTIVE HAIKU « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: SELF-DESCRIPTIVE HAIKU  (Read 558 times)
A NorthCoaster In Texas
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 323
Posts: 3067

Hey....white women were in season.

« on: October 13, 2015, 03:55:47 PM »

Five- nine, overweight
Semi-negro, getting old
Alan D Hopewell.

« Last Edit: October 13, 2015, 04:00:08 PM by alandhopewell » Logged

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1697
Posts: 12367

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 06:01:03 PM »

JGG is me
Six feet tall, old big loud mouth. 
Annoy too many. 

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1619
Posts: 10014

A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 06:44:50 PM »

Artifacts I find,
Novels I can't stop writing.
"Indiana" me.

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Muttley! DO something!!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 922
Posts: 8284

I laugh at your fail!

« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 08:19:28 PM »

My name's Russ/Retro.
I'm mad at lazy, dumb folks.
Work hard; have nice house.

HBO in space!<br />
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 2068
Posts: 16889

Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »

I watch weird movies
Then I write reviews of them.
I also drink beer.

"Larry Buchanan's latest movie proving that the Mafia, Castro, Bobby Kennedy, the CIA, the FBI, Elvis and the Russians all did everything bad for the last thirty years. Larry is not just a conspiracy theorist. Larry's so paranoid he thinks there's a conspiracy to cover up all the conspiracies, and another conspiracy to cover up the conspiracy to suppress his movies."-Joe Bob on GOODNIGHT, SWEET MARILYN
Pages: [1] Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  SELF-DESCRIPTIVE HAIKU « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.