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Lord Zedd
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« on: March 02, 2007, 04:22:32 PM »

I can't imagine any movie no matter how bad it is being worse then GEEK MAGGOT BINGO.  I think it was filmed in and around director's NICK ZEDD'S house and garage.  All the props were cardboard cut outs litterally.  The only redeeming quality is the monster was somewhat cool.  But the acting was awful, the film quality was sub-grade school film class and you know about the props.  If you really like to suffer through really bad movies, GEEK MAGGOT BINGO is the king of kings.  Ed Wood Jr. couldn't have done worse on his worst day.  It pales to anything bad you've seen before, GEEK MAGGOT BINGO.  Coming this month to ZEDD'S MARCH MOVIE MADNESS.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 08:14:46 PM »

I just have to ask.

You expected different from Nick Zedd?

Yes, he knows how to make crap, but it is entertaining crap. TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 07:31:03 AM »

It's got Zacherle in it,so I would watch it. ZACHERLE for PRESIDENT!

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Lord Zedd
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 07:04:41 PM »

To be Frank, I never heard of Nick Zedd or this crapper until someone asked me to review.  I'm sorry I can't get passed the horrible acting, the obviously the guys garage and how hard is it to get a prop phone.  They don't cost that f***ing much.  God, since it was his garage, he could have just brought in a phone from inside the house.  Nope, there is nothing remotely entertaining about this pile of dog finkle matter, only pain, utter unrelenting, unforgiving pain.  I don't mind bad, but there is a limit to the pain I could put up with, I gave THE SLIME PEOPLE 3 STARS just for cool monsters.  But nothing can save this pain fest, NOTHING.
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