My wife showed me this article
claiming that most of our DNA is of extra-terrestrial origin. Apparently, aliens engineered us and are even living among us. They look just like us and are learning from us (at least they were until Roddy Piper found some sunglasses and a shotgun and went forth to chew bubblegum and kick a**, and then subsequently ran out of bubblegum).
Jesus himself was one of these aliens, and he was attempting to bring humanity together under one world government, which is necessary to stop global warming and the slave trade or something like that; it gets a little mixed up.
The crucifixion was more or less a hoax to allow political zealots to oppress humanity through the idea of a "saviour scenario" (never mind that the New Testament mostly teaches that we are all the equivalent of priests because of that "saviour scenario" and that no one has any real authority over anyone else).
There are some leaps of logic in the article worthy of Ed Wood, Jr., who most certainly must have been the alien ambassador for the arts and who was trying to teach us all the True Cinema, a cinema set apart from all this "good writing" and "logical storyline" business we mere humans have come to believe in.
Great stuff, worthy of, well, something, I'm sure. And since it's from scientists, you know it must be true; scientists know these things.