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« Reply #2310 on: October 10, 2007, 03:53:05 PM » |
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Hungry reptile eh?  (OK, technically not a reptile, but neither is a gremlin. Hungry scaly thing was too vague.) |
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« Reply #2311 on: October 10, 2007, 07:54:45 PM » |
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"KING KONG- You know the name of KING KONG- Ten times as big as a man...!"  |
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« Reply #2312 on: October 11, 2007, 01:12:22 AM » |
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Twas Beauty killed the beast  In case you were wondering about the subtitle, the only frame I could find of Farah in this movie was from somebody's Asian bootleg that was dubbed then subtitled back into English. So this would be -- "Cannonball Run: The Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Edition!" |
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« Reply #2313 on: October 11, 2007, 06:13:32 AM » |
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'Twas X-ray Glasses allowed the Perv to see Beauty naked.  "heh, heh. Boobies." |
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« Reply #2314 on: October 11, 2007, 06:50:41 AM » |
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Agent Smith is not amused...  |
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« Reply #2315 on: October 11, 2007, 08:26:41 AM » |
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If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...  This is my 666th post... it official: Jeff Goldblum is the devil. |
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« Reply #2316 on: October 11, 2007, 09:57:09 AM » |
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If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...
Seeing as they managed to connect a Mac to an alien computer and infect it with a virus written in C++, Smith doesn't have a chance. |
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« Reply #2317 on: October 11, 2007, 09:59:58 AM » |
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But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.  |
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« Reply #2318 on: October 11, 2007, 10:02:41 AM » |
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But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.
And the man doesn't even need two good eyes!  |
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« Reply #2319 on: October 11, 2007, 11:27:01 AM » |
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Sammy unfortunately sang one of his famous songs three times in front of a mirror...  |
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« Reply #2320 on: October 11, 2007, 11:44:49 AM » |
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Here's a guy who can handle Candyman's buzzy friends...  |
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« Reply #2321 on: October 11, 2007, 11:55:59 AM » |
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But can he handle huge swarms of Africanized honeybees that can derail trains, explode nuclear power plants and invade military bunkers?  |
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« Reply #2322 on: October 11, 2007, 12:18:11 PM » |
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Ah, but what can the Swarm hope to do to the living stone that is the Gnome King? Their stingers are no match! *SWAT*  |
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« Reply #2323 on: October 11, 2007, 12:27:58 PM » |
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Gnome King, eh? Just plow him and his Gnome minions down in our wonderful, horrible GNOME MOBILE!  Walter Brennan's driving, and he ain't been sober for years! |
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« Reply #2324 on: October 11, 2007, 12:40:28 PM » |
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