Crossover You'd like to see

[Doc Daneeka]

Everyone looks forward to crossover films (usually to be disappointed by a product with very little thought or style. As much as these turn out bad, they are still usually purty cool concepts (how the characters get to know each other and all).

What are some crossovers you'd like to see? Feel free to guess who would win any existing ones!

Predator vs. Tremors - a Yautja, on a routine hunt for humans stumples upon Perfection Nevada, where he finds a different kind of prey...
Leatherface vs. Mars - when the police come to flush the Hewitts out of Texas they flee to another godforsaken desert. Only to find that they have intruded in the territory of Papa Jupiter's clan!
Killbots vs. Zombies - the DotD zombies follow their subconcious urge to invade another mall. However, they happen to stay a bit too late, and the long-dorment mall-security droids are activated again!
Willard vs. Shino - Harvey Martin, brother of Frank Martin hoping to rid the "Stiles" name from his relative's company, hires a bug-using ninja to do so! (who framed Roger Rabbit style?)
Hannibal vs. Jigsaw - Jigsaw kidnaps another seemingly random group of people into his labyrinth of traps, only to find that one of this group comfortably eats one of the keys from his partner's body! He is soon aware that his new "victim" is not as stupid as his previous ones... (followed by Jigsaw vs. Cube?)
Tall Man vs. Pinhead - I dunno, but all I can say is that it would crush Morningside's "you don't go to Heaven, you come to us!" idea to bits.
Roman vs. Stanley vs. Prof. Solomon vs. Mark Lewis vs. Lionheart vs. (sound guy from Return to Horror High) - They wanted to make the ultimate movie of death, if only they could decide who gets control over the production!

[Shadow]

Critters vs. Gremlins – The ultimate conflict to determine which species can eat the most. A starship crashes, Critters get loose, Gizmo gets wet, snacks after midnight and before you know it, small furry and scaly things are running amok, each vying for control of the same small town. Wait! That almost sounds like a crime drama. Well, perhaps making this film would be a crime.

Blade vs. Buffy – Vampires are running rampant! The world teeters on the edge of a new dark age. Fighting back the night is the Slayer – she who has defeated scores of suckers. Coming across the Day Walker, she mistakes him for another mutant vamp. The fight is on! The two B’s go at it until they realize that they’re on the same side and team up to rid the earth of those pesky vampires.

Godzilla vs. Gamera – The two greatest Japanese Daikaiju go at it! What Kaiju fan hasn't dreamt of this match up, which would pit Toho's Titan against Daei's Dynamo? One thing for sure, no matter who wins, fanboys will moan.

Doctor Who/Blake’s 7 – Ok, so neither are film franchises, but can I be the only one who ever fancied the thought of the Tardis materializing on the bridge of the Liberator, the Doctor emerging only to be met by Blake, Avon, Vila and the rest pointing weapons at him before he offers them a jelly baby? Then he could help them avert some scheme of Servalan. K-9 and Orac working together! I always thought the Blake’s 7 setting, with it’s oppressive Federation, could easily be squeezed somewhere into the Doctor Who timeline.

[Andrew]

The End of Oz
Dorothy returns again to the Land of Oz, but finds it is again in peril - this time from something that will bring the grand spires of the Emerald City crashing down and destroy Munchkinland.  Yes, Godzilla goes on a rampage in Oz.

[Shadow]

Whew. For a moment I thought you were going to say that she discovers it has become a men's maximum security prison. 

[That_Az_Guy]

The Giant Spider VS The Giant Scorpion - Warring giant arachnids take out a town in an epic battle that reaches its peak at the Hoover Dam. It's spinneret against stinger, fangs against claws in this epic fight to the finish!

Dr. Jekyll VS Wolfman - two chem students discover different compounds that could boost a humans potential energy output 10-fold. Using the compound on themselves, they feel the rush (and eventual consequences) as their competition to be the best and brightest leads to a climactic brawl at the college's annual science expo as their accumulated energies come to the surface in a horrific eruption that must be seen to be believed!

Manos VS Pei Mei - The battle of the hands! (Honestly, I just couldn't come up with anyone else to pair with Manos)

The Invisible Man VS the Phantom from Space - The battle of two powers you can't see to believe! (The ideas are getting worse)

The Killer Shrews VS The Killer Tomatoes - Which side will be consumed first? (I have no good way to explain this one )

[sideorderofninjas]

War of the Colossal Beast Master 2: Through the Portal of Time
 A deranged giant man (Marc Singer) who is able to control animal travels to present day Los
 Angeles.  Spunky rich girl (Jessica Alba) must help him in his quest.  As the police must
 contend with a giant who can control animals, the Colossal Beast Master must stop his evil
 half brother (Wings Hauser who really needs a job to afford food) from stealing a devestating
 experimental weapon with a PS3 and taking it to their home world where Tanya Roberts is
 considered talented. 

[BeyondTheGrave]

Warriors Vs Zombies- After NYC is infected with a zombie outbreak, The Warriors have to get back to Coney Island to protect their turf.

[JaseSF]

RoboCop vs. Predator. Murphy's on the case but the trail this hunter leaves behind could be all to set up a trap to bag his biggest score to date.

The Green Hornet vs. The Shadow: Two crimefighters who look more the part of criminals. Both men are working to bring down a mob syndicate when their paths cross.

Aliens on Mars: A ship containing alien offspring crashlands on the once thriving, far advanced planet of Mars. The Martian Tripods are mustered and harnessed to try and fight back the growing alien-martian hybrid threat.

[Joe the Destroyer]

CHUDs vs. Morlocks- Battle for control of the underworld!

Pumpkinhead vs. Rawhead- Someone accidentally breaking a seal lets Rawhead loose.  He kills kills a child in his rampage, which sends the child's father to seek an old witch living in the woods.  He offers his soul for vengeance over Rawhead, and Pumpkinhead is set on a rampage of his own.  Yeah, pretty much just combine the first PH with RR.

Freddy vs. Jason vs Pyramidhead- I don't really care how it happens, I just want to see who would win.

[Shadow]

Sadako vs. Kayako - The freaky ghost girl from Ringu takes on the freaky ghost woman from Ju-on. Whatever the outcome, the eventual Americanized remake will pale in comparison.

Bloodrayne vs. Ultraviolet vs. Aeon Flux - Sure, the movie is gonna suck, but with all those hot females jumping around in super tight, barely there clothes...who the hell cares!

[Derf]

The End of Oz
Dorothy returns again to the Land of Oz, but finds it is again in peril - this time from something that will bring the grand spires of the Emerald City crashing down and destroy Munchkinland.  Yes, Godzilla goes on a rampage in Oz.

Yes, but Dorothy would just slap him on the nose, send him on a guilt trip, and save Oz through sheer pluckiness.

How about Jason vs. Gigli vs. Glitter: Sure Jason might kill off J-Lo and Mariah Carey (and who wouldn't want to see that?), but he would meet his match with Ben Affleck, who is possibly the only actor working today who is capable of showing less emotion than Jason (and without a mask!).

Or maybe

Chucky meets Cast Away (Battle of the Chucks): Tom Hanks plays Chuck Noland, whose Fed Ex plane crashes, stranding him on a deserted island. Little does he know that Chucky is also on the plane, having had himself packaged up and sent to wherever the plane was headed. Chucky tracks Chuck all over the island, tormenting him with corny one-liners and even killing his best friend, Wilson. Chuck finally manages to escape but is immediately thrown in the loony bin when he tells his tale. Chucky, meanwhile, launches himself into the ocean, ending up floating to shore in the Gulf of Mexico along the Texas Coast. He begins to wreak havoc, and in doing so draws the attention of the Texas Rangers. And then, you guessed it, Chuck Norris comes out and roundhouse kicks Chucky into orbit.

[Just Plain Horse]

Okay, in the order of silliest to most mildy interesting:

Godzilla vs. the Smurfs- Come on, Seth Green... *crosses fingers*

Michael Myers vs. Mike Myers- Whoever wins, Dana Carvey still loses.

The Killer Shrews vs. The Giant Leeches- In the swamp, nobody can smell the wet fur.

Killer Tomatoes vs. The Gremlins vs. Hobgoblins- Which cheesy monsters will win? Winner gets to kill Gizmo.

The Wasp Woman vs. The Leech Woman vs. The Terror from The Year 5000-My money's on the Leech Woman, but maybe the Terror can use that radiation touch for a victory...

The Mu-tant vs. The Creature from the Black Lagoon Classic sci-fi baddies go at it in an interplanetary aqua-rumble.

The Amazing Colossal Man vs. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs.The 50 Foot Woman vs. The Giant Gila Monster- Lame giant monster free-for-all.

Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff...you know, if they weren't dead... or undead...

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Ro-Man vs the Ape from the rue Morgue.   Fur-suit action. 

I also would kill to see a quality Horror Western. 
-Ed

[Duckmancgy]

Howsabout.

Dragons from Reign of Fire vs The Dragon (Bruce Lee).  Bruce lee has just finished kicking chuck norris around in Return of the dragon, when the giant head of the male dragon rears up and the battle is on.

The Slither slithering things vs. the giant leaches.  Um.. slithering goodness perhaps. 

Jaws (from Bond) vs. the Surgeon General from Skinned deep . Though the skinned deep movie is terrible, I think the battle of the metal teethed folk would be pretty darn cool.

my final one for now is Ro-man vs. the human robot (from the aztec mummy vs. the human robot).  The battle of dynamically opposed robotic creatures. one is furry and relatively quick, the other is metalic and slow... very very slow.. Could be cool though.

jeremy

[Doc Daneeka]

Jaws (from Bond) vs. the Surgeon General from Skinned deep . Though the skinned deep movie is terrible, I think the battle of the metal teethed folk would be pretty darn cool.

I dunno, one has lips holding them back. But if the other say... bit them off? Now that is another story.