Favorite lines from movies.....

[unluckytourist]

Oh! and for more recent big budget badness,

"Cowboy the f**k up!"

[Dennis]

Okay general, I'll think about it some more, but I'm pretty sure my answer is still gonna be bite me.

[Shadow]

My all time favorite movie quote is from James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan The Barbarian:

"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night."

I tend to say it softly to myself at times when someone has angered me.

[Torgo]

(From the Thing)

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!
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(From Big Trouble in Little China)

Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
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(from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)

Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My @ss. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH!

Master Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some @ss kicking for you.

 Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

Master Betty: Feel my paralyzer
[paralyzes chosen one's right arm, then his left arm]
Master Betty: Say good night, floppy.
[knocks out chosen one]

 
 

[clockworkcanary]

"Mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

[trekgeezer]

"That green-blooded son of a b***h, this is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"

"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

"Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon"

"Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS. "

"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth. "

"I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

"Up your shaft!"

"The more they over think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. "

 (Kirk): "My God, Bones, what have I done?"
(Bones): "What you had to do; what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live. "


(Bones): "Where are we going?"
(Kirk): "Where they went."
(Bones): "Suppose they went nowhere?"
(Kirk): "Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all. "

[Jack]

One I use on my wife ocassionally, from T'ealc on Stargate:  "Be silent woman".

A line from MST3K, that Joe Don Baker spisode, I use it when we have guests over and one of them asks to use the bathroom:  "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time".

[LilCerberus]

"I best get crackin', mate"

  "What a magnificent head!"
  "What?"
  "A, uh, superb... head."
  "Oh, thank you! I have had several. I had an old grey model before this one; some people used to like that one."

  "So, what's you fella's line o' work, anyway?"
  "Survival."
  "Oh. Well that's the slowest form o' suicide."

"I didn't think even Mars needed women that bad. Pristine Suggs was un-volumptuous."

[Dennis]

"As human beings our only reason for existence should be to think, to learn, we've probed space, journeyed to the ocean floor, we've split the atom........"

"Yeah, and look how happy that's made everyone"

[RCMerchant]

Pvt.Joker"We're gonna be in a world of sh!t...
Pvt.Pyle" I AM...in a world..of SH!T!"

[LilCerberus]

"I don't need pants to be foolish!"

"I'll bet the eight-ball didn't see that one comin'!"

[Dennis]

Remember, somewhere on this island is a doll with your face on it, voodoo ta ta.

Jack, you go ahead and start the war, I'll be along directly with the nuclear weapons.

[RCMerchant]

" I have been forgiven of all my sins and transmissions!!!"

[Shadow]

"As human beings our only reason for existence should be to think, to learn, we've probed space, journeyed to the ocean floor, we've split the atom........"

"Yeah, and look how happy that's made everyone"

Ah yes, good old Dr. Arthur Carrington.

[Automan2000]

"The field.... the field is covered with blood!" Fiver from Watership Down.

I still wonder why they consider this movie to be a family movie. It's can be pretty disturbing to adults I'd hate to see how kids react to it.