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« on: June 24, 2009, 11:14:28 AM »

If you thought that Sponge Bob commercial was bad, check this out.

Maybe NSFW in some places.


http://gawker.com/5301856/burger-king-shuns-subtlety-in-ads-for-super-seven-incher-sandwich
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 11:21:26 AM »

Subtle.  Lookingup
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 12:02:00 PM »

Ridiculous.  But I don't care how they sell their sh!t; I ain't buyin' it. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 12:34:29 PM »

It's not bad.

In the UK we have to watch this add...

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 05:52:20 PM »

Talk about growing a pair....




I've always wanted to see an ad like this:

Lingering shot of product

Cut to montage of quick edits of a couple having passionate, loud sex ending in exaggerated orgasmic vocalizations

Cut back to lingering shot of product

<voice over>  Yeah, it's THAT good.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 06:24:23 PM »

I took my car into Best Buy today to get the alarm sensitivity turned down.  There's a Burger King next door so I stopped in there for lunch while waiting for my car to be done.
I didn't see this 7 inch sandwich on the menu or I would've tried one.   TeddyR
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 07:30:40 PM »

Quiznos has The King beat by five inches:

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So it seems the abnormally endowed Scott is the reluctant sexual slave of a toaster oven.

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 10:21:29 PM »

Quiznos has The King beat by five inches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ&feature=player_embedded

So it seems the abnormally endowed Scott is the reluctant sexual slave of a toaster oven.




finally, someone other than me is freaked out by this commercial.


also, the five dollar foot long commercials from subway really freak me out...never watch them in an altered state...not that i would do such a thing...  Drink
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 12:13:40 AM »


I still say these are the best sandwich commercials ever.   Smile
Remember these?

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 05:39:39 AM »

Well, sex sells.  Although I prefer my sandwiches girthy more than long.   TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 06:28:19 AM »

Well, sex sells.  Although I prefer my sandwiches girthy more than long.   TeddyR

This disturbs me.

I need to go scrub this out of my memory now.
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