There ain't no juice in there and if there is you got no business drinking it!
Oh, man, that's funny.
They should stop promoting what's on next at the end of a television programme.
Grrr....I hate the little pop up things.
The Telly guide tells me what's on next and it's not like the excitement is gonna kill me if I have to wait another three minutes for the programme I'm currently watching to finish, and then the continuity announcer to tell me what's next.