A few years back I recall walking to university. It was -40 Celsius in the windchill yet a girl suddenly takes the turn in front of me wearing a mini-skirt.
My nose hairs were freezing together as I took breaths it was so cold. Makes one ponder.
If your nose hairs were frozen can you imagine how she felt, besides having a frozen brain?
Speaking of cold temps and short skirts, a friend of mine brought back from Japan these sticker things that essentially heat up nice and hot and you can wear them under your clothes to keep you warm, but so you can still look 'hot' without all that pesky warm clothing to get in the way...