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« on: February 06, 2007, 08:36:33 AM »

Heathers is one of my favorite High School movies ever, even overtaking other 80s gems such as The Breakfast Club (which is great but not as great IMO).  This flick has Christian Slater before he sucked and starred in movies such as Alone in the Dark and Hallow Man 2. 

This movie has a lot of little hidden references but also has some of my favorite lines:

"What is your damage?"

"Bulimia is so '87, Heather"

"My son is homosexual and I love 'im...I love my dead gay son!"

"This is Ohio...if you don't have a brewsky in your hand you might as well be wearin' a dress"

"F#k me gently with a chainsaw; do I look like Mother Teresa?"

"Corn nuts!"

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 09:31:52 AM »

I just watched this a few weeks ago.
It's gotta be one of the best black comedies I've ever seen.   Thumbup

It's ironic about that, "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?" line.
The actress who spoke those words, Kim Walker aka Heather #1, actually died of a brain tumor in 2001.

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 09:39:32 AM »

The chainsaw line is memorable, but one that has stuck with me over the years is

"Are you a Heather?"

There's something about the snide way Slater delivered that line that I found, and continue to fine, hilarious.  I mean, we've all know folks that want to fit in that badly - almost bad enough to change their name, right?


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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 10:32:57 AM »

If Katie runs across this topic, I'm sure she will chime in.

"Heathers" has some very funny lines.  The one of "My son's a homosexual and I love him.  I love my dead gay son!" is my favorite. 

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 11:24:08 PM »

You Andrew.. I saw this movie becuase you had that dead gay son audio clip up on your "Wavs" page back in the early early early days of Definately in my top 20 movies of all time.
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