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Neville
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« on: February 08, 2007, 07:35:37 AM »
No kidding.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167-alien_monster-0

Video of the creature at: http://www.fark.ru/media/video/prikols6/i1645
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 08:07:41 AM »
Might want to mention that the sight where the video is hosted is NSFW.  Strange looking fish, I wonder what it really is.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 09:24:54 AM »
well weve never seen this fish before, f**k it, lets eat it. what are they retarded?
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 09:48:18 AM »
Quote from: Joe on February 08, 2007, 09:24:54 AM
well weve never seen this fish before, f**k it, lets eat it. what are they retarded?

Nope.  Just hungry!
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 09:56:02 AM »
Oh great, thanks Russian fisherman.  Now we're gonna have an alien invasion that's going to destroy us all.

Time to break out the Slim Whitman records.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 10:51:42 AM »
They ate it?!!! Clearly they haven't leaned the value of capitalism, as they could have kept it an sold it for a tidy profit.
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 02:11:21 PM »
Quote from: raj on February 08, 2007, 09:56:02 AM
Oh great, thanks Russian fisherman.  Now we're gonna have an alien invasion that's going to destroy us all.

Time to break out the Slim Whitman records.

Yeah, that's a possibility. Anyway, at least this shows us how wrong all those sci-fi writers (except those from "Futurama" if your prophecy comes true) were about our "first contact".
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 08:41:24 PM »
 :hot:DAM STUPID SON OF A b***hS!!! F#CK!!! I WOULD EAT THOSE F#CKING RUSSIANS! SH!T!!! A new f#cking discovery,a F#CKING ONCE IN A GODDAM LIFETIME FIND! THEY ATE IT!!!!!ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! Hatred
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 08:50:58 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2007, 08:41:24 PM
:hot:DAM STUPID SON OF A b***hS!!! F#CK!!! I WOULD EAT THOSE F#CKING RUSSIANS! SH!T!!! A new f#cking discovery,a F#CKING ONCE IN A GODDAM LIFETIME FIND! THEY ATE IT!!!!!ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! Hatred

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 07:01:00 AM »
im with RC though i mean really, that p**sed me off cause i like all that cryptozoology/anomaly s**t and they actually FOUND some wierd creature in the flesh some scientist could have studied. id rather read about that than the death of anna nicole smith.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 07:11:12 AM »
It really is a f@cking p**ser! They had the sense to film it, they MUST have realized how unusual it was....than what the HELL possesed them to EAT IT. How can they be so...so....braindead? I hope it was a radioactive mutant, a result of Chernobyl,and they  :hatred:DIE!
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 08:56:08 AM »
Why'd they eat it rather than turn it over to scientists or the proper authorities (do they have those in super corrupt Russia)?

Like the saying goes "Grub first , then ethics."

Did the film Leviathan ever get shown over there?
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 10:46:10 AM »
Um, the "alien" is just a skate (a relative of rays and sharks). They show the underside, which we don't see often, but it's a skate. The "eyes" are actually its nostrils. There's nothing mysterious or otherworldy to it. No reason for outrage. Everyone, find your happy place... Smile ...Ooooooohm, Ooooooooohm, Oooooooohm. Come on, let's meditate...
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 04:27:01 PM »
Yeah, just a skate.
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 05:44:06 PM »
Well,sh1t.Stupid f#cking russkies got me all wired up fer a dam common  Hatred fish? Of course they did. Lying commie basterds.
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