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« on: February 11, 2007, 11:10:21 AM »

This movie is a verified cure for insomnia.  I have tried to watch it four nights and, every time, it puts me to sleep after about 15-20 minutes.  Hopefully, with the aid of something (caffeine, a large straight pin, etc) I will be able to finish it this evening.

Yellow Hair is a woman with blonde hair who was raised by the Apaches.  She gets into some rather comical adventures in her quest to recover a sacred horn and gold nugget so that her adoptive mother's spirit can go to the afterlife.  There is a valley with a temple and a special tribe that maintains it.  They capture trespassers and soak their heads in a vat of liquid gold.  They also have decoys made from gold (or porcelain) covered bodies, so that when someone shoots at them all that happens is a decoy busts into pieces.

Oh, and there is a running joke of one grizzled bad guy who keeps getting more and more injured.  He starts off mute (due to injuries I think), takes an arrow in the leg, and now has a wheeze from being stabbed in the chest.  Last I saw him, a stagecoach ran over him.

In case this sounds interesting, I remind you:  it puts me to sleep after about 15 minutes every time.
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2007, 02:38:03 PM »

I've seen it and I enjoyed it more than I expected too.  Something of an 80s  B-Western merged with 80s Fantasy. Honestly, I didn't have any problem staying awake for it. The movie that seems to put me to sleep without fail is Ed Wood's Orgy of the Dead.
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