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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: February 21, 2007, 01:29:49 PM »

I have to go with Blane, Snake, and Marv.

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 02:16:14 PM »

I'm going with "I don't got time to bleed."

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Hey, I'm in the situation room ! ! !

« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 11:32:23 AM »

Paul Reubens as The Spleen in MYSTERY MEN who's weapon was...................the fart.


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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 03:15:23 AM »

Gotta be the mega-sno-cone-machine in The abominable Dr Phibes.

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 01:13:11 PM »

Bruce Leroy!!!!!  Thumbup
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2007, 07:45:30 AM »

Ogami Itto, from Lone Wolf and Cub, no question.

Pai Mei from Kill Bill managed to get poisoned, Ogami drinks poison and pretends to die to lure a foe in to kill him, just to name one example.

Lethal dangerous man any way you cut it. Plus he can push a pimped out baby cart o' death around and still be totally macho.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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