Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 23, 2014, 06:04:00 AM
522851 Posts in 39397 Topics by 4876 Members
Latest Member: Dalek1
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Good Movies  |  Things I learned from the movies..... « previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]
Author Topic: Things I learned from the movies.....  (Read 10821 times)
Dennis
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 215
Posts: 2069


I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2007, 05:17:34 PM »

Living in a town with any of the following names, Amity, Amityville, Perfection or Prosperity is a sign that something unpleasant will occur.
Logged


Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
Kooshmeister
The King of Koosh!
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 38
Posts: 505


Must have caffeine...


« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2007, 09:10:03 AM »

Laboratories will always contain at least one intricately set up chemistry set consisting of test tubes, beakers, flasks, and retorts... even if the laboratory is for a field of science that doesn't involve chemistry, ever.

Whenever the mad scientist drinks his own concoction and begins to transform/mutate, he will invariably end up smashing loads of said beakers, flask, and other junk. In fact, these intricate chemical apparatus setups exist solely for this purpose.

« Last Edit: April 02, 2007, 09:12:29 AM by Kooshmeister » Logged
WingedSerpent
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 153
Posts: 1433


I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!


« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2007, 11:45:58 AM »

A person "from the streets" is a much better fighter than a trained millitary/police officer or practicing martial artist.

Looking at a loved-one gives a 100 lb guy the strenght to beat a 300 lb bar room brawler.

Most alien intellegent species are roughly the size and shape of a person.  Or they are gass clouds.

A metal pan can deflect a bullet which will continue to richoet until it hits the origianl shooter.  Likewise a hand mirror can deflect a laser pistol.

You can outrun/doge a laser even though it travels at the speed of light.

 
Logged

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
Automan2000
Dedicated Viewer
**

Karma: 2
Posts: 57



« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2007, 02:41:30 PM »

We can't forget about the Stormtrooper Effect...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormtrooper_effect

There is also the similiar Inverse Ninja Law.
Logged
Zapranoth
Eye of Sauron and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 137
Posts: 1154



« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2007, 02:24:26 AM »

The Inverse Ninja law is excellent.

Things I've learned from movies:

1.   Japanese crowds scream like schoolgirls when pursued by tromping giant monsters.   American crowds, however, almost don't scream at all.
2.   White tanktops are always bloodied, dirtied,and ultimately torn off.
3.   Bullet wounds to the shoulder don't hurt.  They don't even keep the average human being from using that arm, actually.
4.   You can jump any car by running into anything.  Whether it's a barrel, a stack of tires, or a pile of sand.
5.   You can never, ever break the chassis of a car by jumping it.
6.   Fatigue is a state of mind.
7.   Not only do bullets ricochet off of anything, but they make a zinging metallic noise when doing so, even if the ricochet is off of, say, wood.
8.   When confronted with strange noises in the night, women tend to undress as completely as possible, THEN go investigate, preferably with the least effective weapon available.
9   More teenagers are murdered during the act of sex than in alcohol-related MVAs.

and

10.   The inverse machine gun law:  the more opponents one is facing, the less likely one is to actually hit ANY opponent if using a machine gun.

Oh... and

11.    It's possible to carry a minigun, and  along with that sufficient ammo to fire it in a sustained fashion.  Not only that -- it's possible to fire said minigun from the hip, in a sustained fashion, and to aim it, if you just spread your feet apart a bit to brace yourself.   (Thank you Jesse Ventura!)
Logged
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1496
Posts: 10459


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2007, 03:59:33 PM »

Interestingly, the improved milling of grain, allowing for the complete removal of the hull and germ from the grain coincides with the advanced development of heart disease.
The improved milling of grain also helped teeth last longer, as consumers were no longer breaking them on the grit, sand, and stone bits that were always in grain products until very recently in human history . . . 

And I learned from the movies that:
Women in a cat fight will always windup with their hair messed up just perfectly.
Mummies have magical powers. 
The hero or heroine who is at the mercy of the villain and in a vulnerable, impossible-to-escape position will.
The Frankenstein monster really only wants a friend. 
The homely girl will get all dolled up just to be slaughtered. 
The phone will ring at the most inopportune times, including at just the right moment to prevent reconciliation, revealing of the secret, or to make the audience jump. 

« Last Edit: April 13, 2007, 04:01:10 PM by Allhallowsday » Logged

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
rebel_1812
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 19
Posts: 383



« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2007, 06:04:56 PM »

i learned that pretty people are the norm; ugly people are quite rare.
Logged

*********************
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 194
Posts: 2622


ORANGE


WWW
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2007, 12:40:21 AM »

Flare pistols: the poor man's bazooka
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
http://www.wrir.org      http://www.youtube.com/LilCerberus      http://www.facebook.com/LilCerberus      http://www.facebook.com/pages/Absolutely-Als-Bag/235489689811513      http://lilcerberus-ob.blogspot.com/   https://plus.google.com/109856182158905164403
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 194
Posts: 2622


ORANGE


WWW
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2007, 04:57:18 PM »

Jet engines are generally easy to find, inexpensive, and easily installed in automobiles.

When in use, a jet engine will not affect a car's handling in tight corners.

Best of all, jet engines run fine on Regular, and are both street legal, as well as approved by NASCAR.
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
http://www.wrir.org      http://www.youtube.com/LilCerberus      http://www.facebook.com/LilCerberus      http://www.facebook.com/pages/Absolutely-Als-Bag/235489689811513      http://lilcerberus-ob.blogspot.com/   https://plus.google.com/109856182158905164403
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Good Movies  |  Things I learned from the movies..... « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.