zombie #1
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« on: March 07, 2007, 08:12:32 PM » |
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"Speed 2" was below and beneath the call of duty...
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"Freeze! Don't move: You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life"
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 08:26:47 PM » |
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Ever see The FLY II? AHHHH!!! And I don't mean AHHHH!!! in a good way!
ROCK and ROLL HIGHSCHOOL FOREVER....muh gawd...
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zombie #1
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"I'm a psychic."
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2007, 09:40:53 PM » |
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yep. the fly 2 was crap, good call  |
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"Freeze! Don't move: You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life"
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soylentgreen
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2007, 10:48:07 PM » |
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C.H.U.D. II - Bud The Chud! I remember drifting in and out consciousness trying to stay with this flick as it ran on HBO years ago. The ludicrous plot and an ensemble courtesy of a casting director with advanced schizophrenia drained me like a NyQuil enhanced fever dream. I could have written a symphony after that hallucinatory trip to the gallows!  |
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That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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Kester Pelagius
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Not a Time Lord!
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 11:47:36 PM » |
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What, no mention yet of Conan the Destroyer?
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 12:11:36 AM » |
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The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie
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SaintMort
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 12:15:21 AM » |
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I think we all know that the correct answer is a horrible little film called "Jaws: The Revenge!"
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ghouck
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Afro-Mullets RULE!
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 12:48:02 AM » |
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Return of the Living Dead 2, mainly because it is just plain wrong to make a movie completely devoid of skin, when it is a sequil to a movie that Linnea Quigley is nude throughout.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!
Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.
James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.
"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.
"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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fortunato
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The laziest man on mars.
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2007, 02:42:00 AM » |
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I'll throw a couple more names into this mess
Superman 3
Supspecies 4: Bloodsomethingoranother
Blade: Trinity
Elektra
Batman and Robin
House of Dracula
To Die For II
From Dusk 'til Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
A Return to 'salem's Lot
These were all fairly bad films in their own right, some worse than others.
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Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?
You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!
"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2007, 07:10:52 AM » |
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I know I'm gonna catch flak for this but....I like CONAN the DESTROYER ...BETTER than the first one! There! I...I said it....I feel so ...unburdened...  I totally agree with RETURN of the LIVING DEAD II,I was gonna post that one as well. JAWS: the REVENGE was numbingly awful! The shark followed...FOLLOWED(???) them...!!!!! To the island!?!?!? |
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trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2007, 08:16:09 AM » |
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I know I'm gonna catch flak for this but....I like CONAN the DESTROYER ...BETTER than the first one! There! I...I said it....I feel so ...unburdened... I totally agree with RETURN of the LIVING DEAD II,I was gonna post that one as well. JAWS: the REVENGE was numbingly awful! The shark followed...FOLLOWED(???) them...!!!!! To the island!?!?!? I'm with you RC, the Destroyer was more of an adventure flick than the original. Superman IV makes Superman III look like Shakespeare. |
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Jack
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 09:39:02 AM » |
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Conan the Destroyer...better than Conan the Barbarian? That's just plain wrong  Slumber Party Massacre II. So bad they actually tried to pass it off as a parody - after the fact. Pumpkinhead - Blood Wings. Return of the Living Dead - Necropolis. |
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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raj
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 10:09:35 AM » |
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Blues Brothers II (that is, if such an abomination were ever made. I choose to believe that such a thing has never come to pass.
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Oldskool138
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 10:43:49 AM » |
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Darkman 2 and 3
Halloween 3
Exorcist 2
Start Wars Ep. 1 (it's a prequel so I don't know if it counts)
Hills Have Eyes 2
That's all I can think of at the moment.
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He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
-Dr. Paul Nelson (Peter Graves)
That gum you like is going to come back in style.
-The Man from Another Place
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2007, 11:56:00 AM » |
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Highlander 2
Instead of immortals they are actually aliens and somehow must save the planet from an ecological disaster? Oh, and Ramirez is alive?
Howling II
Some werewolves can only be killed with titanium...
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned "Grease 2" either. Even my wife shudders at the thought of that movie.
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