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« Reply #540 on: May 06, 2017, 02:19:52 PM »

AVALANCHE:

TOM: So now we're seeing collateral deaths from just the idea of an avalanche?
CROW: What's next, somebody cutting their finger on the newspaper reading about it?

Rock Hudson: The boy is safe. Let go!
CROW: Let go or the boy dies!

CROW: Dear trip advisor: found cheerleader in my salad. Waitstaff refused to help. 1 out of 5 stars.
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"...the movie that reveals how Richard Nixon manipulated a 'very elite, very illegal and well-funded command of special agents' to assassinate Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison. Only they didn't get to Jim Morrison in time. What REALLY happened is that Jim Morrison faked his death in 1971, became a Catholic monk, moved into a monastery in Spain, died in 1974, and was buried in an unmarked grave."-Joe Bob on BEYOND THE DOORS
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« Reply #541 on: May 13, 2017, 05:26:01 PM »

THE BEASTS OF HOLLOW MOUNTAIN

[Old Mexican drunk appears]
JONAH: So THAT's what happened to the most interesting man in the world.

TOM: I told him I wanted him to leave, why isn't he staying? I guess I just don't get men.

?: Changing my Facebook status to "orphan."
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« Reply #542 on: May 20, 2017, 02:09:25 PM »

STARCRASH

JONAH: I feel like I'm watching a community theater production of "Guardians of the Galaxy."

CROW: L's been so much more assertive since he died!

JONAH: Good thing I have eye-magic! Did I not mention that before? Well, I do.
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« Reply #543 on: May 27, 2017, 02:16:56 PM »

THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT

TOM: The German sailor comes out of his hole. If he sees his shadow, we'll have three more weeks of war.

CROW: The land that time forgot... to edit.

JONAH: It seems the real dinosaur was man.
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