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« on: March 11, 2007, 02:32:41 PM »

This guy is crazy, insane, awesome or all three.

Includes a pdf file to make your own.

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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2007, 05:21:05 PM »

I work at a canning factory...AND we label and box up the finished product....hmmm...I wonder what a can of asparagus would sell for with Soylent Green...I wonder if I could lose my job...hmmm....naw...I wouldn't get caught!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2007, 05:43:51 PM »

What would scare me about Asparagus is it looks like it came OUT of people rather than a part of people...  Buggedout TeddyR EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! That's disgusting.... TeddyR

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2007, 07:17:34 PM »

Those are complete genius.  Stuff like this is likely to get me in trouble.

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2007, 08:02:27 PM »

Soylent Green is Asparagus!  Buggedout

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 04:54:50 PM »

LMAO!  This is great!   Pure Genius!   BounceGiggle TeddyR

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2007, 12:31:02 AM »

Funny stuff, had to pass it along.

Actually had to explain the whole "Soylent Green" thing to the not girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. She had heard it mentioned before, she's in college plenty of odd catchphrases and culture references floating around on campuses afterall, but was unaware of the film or the context and meaning. That'll make you feel old.

I once got stopped by the police for having a "Radiation Hazard" sticker on the back of my 1977 Datsun B-120.

My grandfather had a Datsun B-210 that probably should have been stopped by the cops, but that's because he liked to go 80 MPH in the thing. And slam the door while driving since the door latch was loose. He stopped driving it after his second accident in the thing only once his legs hurt too much to work the pedals due to his diabetes. Wish he had saved the gear shift knob he whittled, varnished, drilled, and tapped to replace the factory one he wore out. 

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2007, 04:42:25 AM »

What a great idea!   Thumbup

I added one to the Myspace page.
(I need to find a better place to put it though)

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2007, 06:43:37 PM »

Super awesome. I know i will be using those.

And RCMerchant, that would be so funny, although likely to get you in trouble as you know. Imagine that? seeing soylent green on all the food cans?!

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