Favorite lines from movies.....

[biff_debris]

Torgo, you forgot my all-time fave Jack Burton quote, simply because Kurt Russell says it with such dynamic gusto:

"SON OF A b***h MUST PAY!"

[iggy9919]

"these carrots are not going to ejaculate themselves!!"

andy dick-Old school

[Poogie]

From Caddy Shack....Rodney Dangerfield....releases some noisy gas, says, "Someone step on a Duck" 

[ThadC]

Ok, have not been around for a long time, but had to Re: to this one.
Most of my favorite lines are from slingblade.
Funny HA HA, or funny Queer.
I like them french fried taters.

If ya seen it, ya know the others.
If not.... see it.

[D-Man]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum..." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
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[Torgo]

Torgo, you forgot my all-time fave Jack Burton quote, simply because Kurt Russell says it with such dynamic gusto:

"SON OF A b***h MUST PAY!"

Yes indeed!   

That entire movie's immensely quotable.

[Dennis]

From Jeremiah Johnson,
"fine figure of a man, that is all you need to know"

"Indians put ya there, did they?"
"well it tweren't the Mormons"

"with all them Indians after you I find that I cannot brag about your choice of campsites"

[felgekarp]

Groucho to Chico in The Coconuts - "Get away from that tree before it dies", always makes me laugh.

[Dennis]

This is from That 70's Show, the episode with Dwayne Johnson as a pro wrestler. Eric and Red go into the locker room to get an autograph and the following conversation takes place:

Eric (to Dwayne)"Can I get your autograph?"

Manager "NO AUTOGRAPHS"

Red "You know I'll bet that out of all the guys in this room I'm the only one who's taken a human life"

Manager "Give this man 1 autograph."

[Torgo]

"You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan."

" Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. "

"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that. "

"[sings] Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That we still had our flag. / Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!"

[Torgo]

Robert Campbell: I'm going to say two words to you Mr. Duke and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind.   Okay?         
Creighton Duke: Okay.
Robert Campbell: You ready?
Creighton Duke:  Shoot.
Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees……….
Creighton Duke: Well, that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.