==Chapter 1, Depressed Crack Addict's mistake==
There once was a forum where a member named Depressed Crack Addict posted an outrageous tirade against zombies. As a result the ground shook and a monkey gave the finger to Babe Ruth. "Where's my banana? And my underwear?" (asked the monkey). Both lost in the big hurricane that also brought alien conga dancers to the brink of destroying Tupperware and cannibalism among the Wookanooba tribe. ==Chapter 2, the story of the Wookanooba, and the incident at the bar==
(So they?) ate veggie burgers made of asparagus and tree mold which caused them to watch Se7en while eating pudding until they feel their bowels move. Unfortunately for them they didn't properly check for alligators, nudists, or gophers with pointy teeth. (in the toilet?) Suddenly, a penguin jumped out (of the toilet?) and did the conga with a goose.
Meanwhile back at The Bat Cave, Harry Met Sally at a bar when a big bad wolf came covered in blood, and told them "me need faces" Bartender responded by coughing up blood which he drank. A chemical solution bubbled and fizzed, he burped up a midget stripper who was holding a giant blue alien anal probe and turned it into a snorkel that smelled of daisies and tulips " I had too get a whiff of this beautiful and magnificent snorkel" quoth the Raven "O.K." And then, the snorkel was leading the midget who transformed into giant killer BREAST shooting poisonous milk at the chosen Mothers Against Drunk Disciples Of Feminism, themselves drunk on Miller High Life. (Given their tenacity for eating chocolate and the wrappers explained their strange lust for Miller beer, but not their husbands, who erected large statues of remote controls which they used to change the mindset of all which could bring Armageddon down upon all who dare dance the polka wearing polka dot trunks.)
Dusty Rhodes revealed he really wanted to be a prima-ballerina from a secret underwater base located inna old outhouse out behind mamma's crotchless panty collection. ==Chapter 3, And in the deep south...==
Giant attacking frogs used their tongues equipped with poisonous spam sandwiches and corn beef hash to render humans defenseless against their own voracious urges for eating their own newborn spawn... which was okay. Ole Lizard Lips got kissed by grandpa's pet pig. The pig grew into a monstrous Hogzilla with disgusting bulging red eyes that shot flames from its eyesockets. It let out an abnoxious gas and began to fumigate the land with foul stench. ==Chapter 4, Return to the fateful bar==
Robert Young, a psychotic serial killer smelled these fumes and turned into Michael Jackson the grand destroyer! He threw his nose at the bartender who then ran into a phonebooth where he became
and proceeded to kick the other weird singer clear to Cucamonga and back again. (but now with less sugar added!) The ground opened and spewed forth liverlipped cockroaches with cellphones and uzi's bent on destroying Starbucks coffee houses. All of a sudden, giant chickens fleeing from KFC with secret spices disarmed the cockroaches (and?) sprinkled them with magic pixie dust which annihilated them.----------------------------------------------
So as it seems, DCA's post managed to cause such a stir within the universe itself that is generated an existential psychic hurricane, able to destroy not only the physical (tupperware), but the mental (cannibalism). Geez, I thought only Menard could do something like that.
We don't know whether or not the post was what changed the frogs and pigs, but either way the latter releases a pungent gas which stretches across the entire country, including New York, where Harry met Sally near the Bat Cave.
In the bar where this legendary love begins things are already shaping up in a strange way. During a MADDOF protest, Not only are there killer talking wolves and midget strippers, but the bartender happens to be The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, who goes into pitched combat with a serial killer turned into Michael Jackson.
Meanwhile, Dusty Rhodes begins training to be a ballerina. And now cockraches randomly crawl from the Earth
Why do I get the feeling Interactive Bad Movie Part 2 will have less coherency than it's still-ongoing predecessor?