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« on: March 26, 2007, 01:42:52 AM »

Wow!
After reading what we've all written so far on the NEVERENDING STORY thread, I've come to the conclusion that we all have some messed up imaginations!   Buggedout
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This thread is the place to talk about such things as where periods should go, new sentences should be started and spelling corrected etc...
And anything else you want to comment on without disrupting the flow of the story itself.
There have been several times where I've wanted to chime in on something about the story but couldn't...because it would've been interrupted.

Here's what we got so far...

We've got hurricanes that brought dancing aliens.
A tribe that eats veggie burgers, asparagus & tree mold.
Penguins dancing with geese.
A bar scene with a wolf and a blood coughing/drinking bartender who created a potion that enabled him to belch up a midget stripper with a giant blue anal probe that gets turned into a sweet smelling snorkel.
Midgets getting turned into giant breasts that shoot poisonous milk at the Mothers Against Drunk Disciples Of Feminism (M.A.D.D.O.F.) who have a strange love of chocolate, chocolate wrappers and nasty beer.
Their husbands made large statues of remote controls to stop people from destroying those who dance to polka music.  (huh!?)
There's also giant frogs who wield poisonous spam sandwiches and corn beef hash to stop people from eating their young.  (double huh!?)

And my favorite...a pig who turns into Hogzilla and is able to shoot flames from its eyes and fumigate the land with its farts.  
(I'd like to see it go up against Godzilla...now that'd be a great match!)
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Meanwhile, serial killer Robert Young transforms into Michael Jackson and is able to change people into by throwing his nose at them. (triple HUH?!)
And we have liverlipped cockroaches coming out of the ground with cell phones & uzi's who swear ultimate destruction to Starbucks.
They would've succeeded had it not been for the giant chickens who were able to sprinkle pixie dust and stop them once and for all.




The NEVERENDING STORY thread definitely took a turn towards the surreal.
It all seems like a really bad acid trip and/or David Lynch movie.   TeddyR

Any thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 05:06:51 AM »

It would make a great comic strip!!!!! Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2007, 05:57:46 AM »

==Chapter 1, Depressed Crack Addict's mistake==
There once was a forum where a member named Depressed Crack Addict posted an outrageous tirade against zombies. As a result the ground shook and a monkey gave the finger to Babe Ruth. "Where's my banana? And my underwear?" (asked the monkey). Both lost in the big hurricane that also brought alien conga dancers to the brink of destroying Tupperware and cannibalism among the Wookanooba tribe.

==Chapter 2, the story of the Wookanooba, and the incident at the bar==
(So they?) ate veggie burgers made of asparagus and tree mold which caused them to watch Se7en while eating pudding until they feel their bowels move. Unfortunately for them they didn't properly check for alligators, nudists, or gophers with pointy teeth. (in the toilet?) Suddenly, a penguin jumped out (of the toilet?) and did the conga with a goose.

Meanwhile back at The Bat Cave, Harry Met Sally at a bar when a big bad wolf came covered in blood, and told them "me need faces" Bartender responded by coughing up blood which he drank. A chemical solution bubbled and fizzed, he burped up a midget stripper who was holding a giant blue alien anal probe and turned it into a snorkel that smelled of daisies and tulips " I had too get a whiff of this beautiful and magnificent snorkel" quoth the Raven "O.K." And then, the snorkel was leading the midget who transformed into giant killer BREAST shooting poisonous milk at the chosen Mothers Against Drunk Disciples Of Feminism, themselves drunk on Miller High Life. (Given their tenacity for eating chocolate and the wrappers explained their strange lust for Miller beer, but not their husbands, who erected large statues of remote controls which they used to change the mindset of all which could bring Armageddon down upon all who dare dance the polka wearing polka dot trunks.)

Dusty Rhodes revealed he really wanted to be a prima-ballerina from a secret underwater base located inna old outhouse out behind mamma's crotchless panty collection.

==Chapter 3, And in the deep south...==
Giant attacking frogs used their tongues equipped with poisonous spam sandwiches and corn beef hash to render humans defenseless against their own voracious urges for eating their own newborn spawn... which was okay. Ole Lizard Lips got kissed by grandpa's pet pig. The pig grew into a monstrous Hogzilla with disgusting bulging red eyes that shot flames from its eyesockets. It let out an abnoxious gas and began to fumigate the land with foul stench.

==Chapter 4, Return to the fateful bar==
Robert Young, a psychotic serial killer smelled these fumes and turned into Michael Jackson the grand destroyer! He threw his nose at the bartender who then ran into a phonebooth where he became and proceeded to kick the other weird singer clear to Cucamonga and back again. (but now with less sugar added!) The ground opened and spewed forth liverlipped cockroaches with cellphones and uzi's bent on destroying Starbucks coffee houses. All of a sudden, giant chickens fleeing from KFC with secret spices disarmed the cockroaches (and?) sprinkled them with magic pixie dust which annihilated them.
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So as it seems, DCA's post managed to cause such a stir within the universe itself that is generated an existential psychic hurricane, able to destroy not only the physical (tupperware), but the mental (cannibalism). Geez, I thought only Menard could do something like that.

We don't know whether or not the post was what changed the frogs and pigs, but either way the latter releases a pungent gas which stretches across the entire country, including New York, where Harry met Sally near the Bat Cave.

In the bar where this legendary love begins things are already shaping up in a strange way. During a MADDOF protest, Not only are there killer talking wolves and midget strippers, but the bartender happens to be The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, who goes into pitched combat with a serial killer turned into Michael Jackson.

Meanwhile, Dusty Rhodes begins training to be a ballerina. And now cockraches randomly crawl from the Earth

Why do I get the feeling Interactive Bad Movie Part 2 will have less coherency than it's still-ongoing predecessor? TongueOut
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 10:59:58 AM »

BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  It's hilarious....  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle I don't know about anybody else but I'm having fun with this. I never know what to expect when I come back to this story. When it's all put together it's even funnier.  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 09:24:38 AM »

This thread is the place to talk about such things as where periods should go be placed, where new sentences should be started and, spelling corrected, etc. ..; And and anything else you want to comment on without disrupting the flow of the story itself.


Careful with what you wish.


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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 01:49:02 PM »

What strikes me as interesting is that THIS story is about 1000 times more engaging than most of what Hollywood is churning out these days....that which is not remake.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 02:02:58 PM »

And it keeps you on the edge of your seat...   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 05:12:09 PM »

Yes, with popcorn.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 06:16:57 PM »

,shrooms and lsd ,
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