Blind guys fondling an elephant, is that where MTV got the idea for that goofy Wild Boyz
program they used to show? Basically some of the Jackass
gang harassing animals until they got bit, rammed, attacked, and so on.
But seriously, are they acting out the old tale about the three blind men each touching and examining a different part of the elephant, usually the tail, a leg, and the trunk, and trying to determine just what the whole critter is like?
Hate to think it might actually involve real blind man on pachyderm groping. There's bound to be some freak with that as a fetish out there somewhere.
No blacks working in the South African gold mines! Then the news, that Roger Moore movie Gold
, and beach read/airport novel writer Wilbur Smith lied to me! Damn them all for their untruths!
And RCM, shouldn't you at least buy that Holy Elephant dinner first? Then again considering what it gets in exchange for imparting mere wisdom, maybe it should buy you dinner instead.