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« Reply #525 on: August 20, 2016, 01:25:34 PM »

THE SHE CREATURE

Carny: I knew her when she was a carnival follower. Every time we hit a new town, she's be there.
TOM: So she's a carnival preceder.

Leering Hero: Maybe we could talk about over a cup of coffee.
Busty love interest in low cut blouse: I'd like that.
TOM: Would you like a C-cup or D-cup of coffee?

MIKE: If I ever wanted to put a movie into a stump grinder, this is the one.
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« Reply #526 on: August 27, 2016, 11:33:53 AM »

I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF

[Title comes up]
TOM: You are not drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, young man, you're just not old enough!
[P.S. I think they did a joke about every single lyric in "Werewolves of London" in this episode.]

[Lame 50s jazz-rock plays at a teen dance]
CROW: They're listening to 'Kind of White.'

TOM: Doctor, I found letterman's jacket in my stool!
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« Reply #527 on: August 28, 2016, 07:39:34 AM »

Just a heads up-if you get COMET TV on yer cable-starting Sept.8 they're going to have the old MSTK3000 reruns-MANOS is first on the list-I forget the second feature-2 are going to run back to back on Sundays.
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