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« on: October 21, 2014, 10:57:31 PM »

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Two women toss their defective sex robot in the trash.  It wanders around for a while until it meets a young woman who is making maps, or something.  She calls him "Pinocchio" because, uh ...  The naming scene is sheer horror.  The robot and the girl play patty cake for several minutes of real time while saying, "PI-NO-KYO!  PI-NO-KYO!"  Pinocchio's creator sends some goons to find him.  Stuff happens.  Pinocchio melts (wtf?) and reforms (wtf?!) into a slightly uglier form (wtf?!?!).  This is maybe halfway through the movie.  The entire rest of the movie is people screaming.  At least I think it is.  After a few minutes, I gave up and hit fast forward.  I tried to stop whenever it looked like people weren't screaming anymore, only to find they were still screaming.  I turned off the movie.

Has anyone else seen this?  Thoughts on just what the f**k was actually going on?
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 07:27:02 AM »

I haven't seen it personally (yet) but a guest writer wrote it up for my site a couple of years ago: http://366weirdmovies.com/borderline-weird-964-pinocchio-1991/. Don't know if that will help clear things up, though.
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 07:49:04 AM »

Based on the plot description...It's Japanese, right? If not, you can understand my assumption...
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 08:16:03 PM »

I haven't seen it personally (yet) but a guest writer wrote it up for my site a couple of years ago: http://366weirdmovies.com/borderline-weird-964-pinocchio-1991/. Don't know if that will help clear things up, though.


I read the plot.  WOW that is a WTF times a million.  Question Question Question
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 09:07:40 PM »

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Himiko tears off her own face and reveals a huge stone head which Pinocchio rips from her shoulders and places over his own head.

Wha -- ?  Now I kind of want to go back and finish the damn thing.
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