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« Reply #90 on: June 24, 2015, 10:31:39 PM »

I should add Shadows Run Black (1986). Mentioned it in the weird 80s slasher thread. GODAWFUL excuse for a slasher. Pretty much and 80s SOV film would qualify too (see: Blood Lake).
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« Reply #91 on: June 24, 2015, 10:37:49 PM »

I'll have to add 3:33 AM to that list.
What a steaming pile of cinematic excrescence that was!
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« Reply #92 on: June 28, 2015, 05:52:55 PM »

I will take my time with this.  I know you all know "WORST" does not necessarily mean "BAD" at all... 
 
1. "IT'S ALIVE!" (1969) Directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Almost so BAD it's great, but, it's silly and ultimately BORING. 

I'm not sure of any more... uhm...1953 ROBOT MONSTER???  Question THE SOUND OF MUSIC? GONE WITH THE WIND...? TeddyR  I'll come back.   BounceGiggle

2. MARY POPPINS (1964) I only saw this on a TV broadcast.  That was around 30 years ago.  I have not seen it since.  I grew up with an album of Disney movie songs and knew the songs in this movie well enough.  I didn't like the songs especially, but as for the movie: I hated it.  I kind of expected to.  I was too old to see it and any "magic" was lost on me.  Having seen most of the great DISNEY animations well past the time I might have most appreciated them, I LOVED all of them anyway.  I made a point to finally look at this film because of those other works, this flick was an obviously missing part of my movie viewing.  Did I say I hated it? 
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« Reply #93 on: June 29, 2015, 04:06:59 PM »

I saw it (Mary Poppins) as a really sick kid and have a real soft spot for it.

I will take my time with this.  I know you all know "WORST" does not necessarily mean "BAD" at all... 
 
1. "IT'S ALIVE!" (1969) Directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Almost so BAD it's great, but, it's silly and ultimately BORING. 

I'm not sure of any more... uhm...1953 ROBOT MONSTER???  Question THE SOUND OF MUSIC? GONE WITH THE WIND...? TeddyR  I'll come back.   BounceGiggle

2. MARY POPPINS (1964) I only saw this on a TV broadcast.  That was around 30 years ago.  I have not seen it since.  I grew up with an album of Disney movie songs and knew the songs in this movie well enough.  I didn't like the songs especially, but as for the movie: I hated it.  I kind of expected to.  I was too old to see it and any "magic" was lost on me.  Having seen most of the great DISNEY animations well past the time I might have most appreciated them, I LOVED all of them anyway.  I made a point to finally look at this film because of those other works, this flick was an obviously missing part of my movie viewing.  Did I say I hated it? 

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« Reply #94 on: June 29, 2015, 05:15:50 PM »

I can't believe I forgot to add MIDNIGHT (1981) to my list, but which one do I take off to make room??  I'll have to go back and look..

Also, I remember hating a SUPER obscure flick called Cotton Pickin' Chicken Pickers (1967).. one of the dumbest comedies I'd ever seen.
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« Reply #95 on: June 30, 2015, 12:21:53 AM »

3. Alien Blood 1999          2.3

An ultra no budget movie with some of the worst editing I've ever seen, you can hear the camera men farting [/url]

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A grotesque movie, rancid as s**t. This is the only movie I've ever watched which has made me physically ill. Not funny, annoying, too f**king long and Jamie Kennedy couldn't act his way to the nearest toilet.

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« Reply #96 on: June 30, 2015, 07:30:25 AM »

Interesting topic here covering a wide variety of films from Bucky Larson to Mary Poppins and everything in between.
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« Reply #97 on: July 01, 2015, 10:38:10 AM »

3. BATMAN AND ROBIN (1997) 
Saw this in a theater when it was new.  Hated it. 
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« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2015, 11:38:34 AM »

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
Never have I wanted a villain to succeed more.

Species II (1998)
Not even Natasha Henstridge nudity redeem save it.
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