:extends middle finger to movie:
There's this kid named Heironymous Merkin. He's Jewish. He falls for this girl named Mercy Humppe, whose function to the plot is exactly what it sounds like. She's not Jewish. Obviously, the relationship is a non-starter. No matter how rich and successful he becomes, no matter how many women he beds, Heironymous Merkin just can't forget Mercy Humppe and find true happiness. Also stars Milton Berle as the Devil, aka Eddie Filth.
This is an art film. And a musical. I suspect director/writer/star/everything else Anthony Newley set out to create the worst film ever made. The only reason I won't say he succeeded is because I haven't seen every movie ever made. But, I've seen The Jar
, Tank Girl
, Alligator Alley
, Headless Eyes
, and plenty of other true s**t. CHMEFMHaFTH
is a match for any of that lot.
Hey -- ! I just realized ... H
umppe. They have the same initials, just reversed! That symbolizes how backwards non-Jews are to Jews and vice-versa and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! f**k YOU, Anthony Newley!