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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2015, 06:00:18 AM »

The remake of the Phantom Menace and I'll play Jar Jar... *Evil Laughter*

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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2015, 02:27:17 PM »

My moniker says it all. A boy scout in the remake of "Lair of the White Worm." The sex will never be better.
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« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2015, 04:16:27 PM »

I think you are taking that phrase "the little death"  too literally!

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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2015, 10:33:10 PM »

Rosdower in The Final Sacrifice and Torgo in Manos.

What, I couldn't choose.

Kubrick, Nolan, Hitchcock, Tarantino, Wan - the elite

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2015, 05:18:24 AM »

Colonel Fincham in VON RYAN'S EXPRESS up against Jason Statham as Colonel Ryan. Have to grow a stache, though.

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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2015, 09:16:59 AM »

I wouldn't mind playing Cal in a remake of This Island Earth. Especially of Cobie Smulders plays Ruth.

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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2015, 05:42:29 AM »

I don't have any enthusiasm in acting, but I guess I would find the Neville role in I am legend the most interesting.


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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2015, 04:18:02 PM »

I would never hope for it to be remade, maybe I'd do some time traveling and star as the white dude who acts like a black dude in the immortal Microwave Massacre.

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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2015, 01:53:12 AM »

The Forbidden Zone...wouldnt that be a ride. TeddyR Or maybe the Paperchase guy in Warrior of the lost world. Persis Khambata.  hot

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« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2015, 10:56:37 AM »

I would love to participate in a crazy remake of Carnosaur. I love that movie and to be part of its history would be an honor.
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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2015, 12:11:45 AM »

barbarella. need i say more? Cheers
 seriously, nancy from nightmare on elm street, or barbara from the original night of the living dead.
unless i can be a bad guy/gal? THEN i want to be karen black in trilogy of terror,lol!
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« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2015, 05:20:54 PM »

THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER. as the monster.

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