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« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2007, 01:03:57 PM »

How about a couple from south of the border:

Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldición de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos
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« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2007, 07:36:58 PM »

Jesus vs. the Martians (Sequel to Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

Invasion of the Psychoids

Hippie Vampires from Hell

Jason vs. Dracula

Dr.Jeckyll vs. Mr.Hyde

Assault of the 4D Vampire
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« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2007, 10:27:38 PM »

Brain Pirates from Venus
Brain Spiders from Mars
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« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2007, 08:22:26 AM »

I wanted to mention that I quite like some of the titles that have been suggested, especially with a bit of cutting:

It Wants Your Soul!
The 4D Vampire
Brain Spiders
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« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2007, 04:12:28 PM »

Bra-less Biker Babes From Hell

(If such a movie ever gets made, I'll probably go and see it)

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« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2007, 03:25:18 PM »

How about a couple from south of the border:

Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldición de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos

out of curiosity I put those thru one of those free-translator thingys...

Quote
Saint against The Gigantic Rabbits from the Hell

The Aztec Mummy goes to Mars

 The Curse of the Dead Lawyers Without Eyes

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« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2007, 03:49:16 PM »

How about:

That One Thing From Somewhere Or Sometime?
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« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2007, 04:23:52 PM »

If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
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« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2007, 07:24:23 PM »

If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS

I think I saw the remake
THE YOUNG MAN WHO COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS WITH TWO HUNTIN' DOGS AND A FLASHLIGHT!  TeddyR
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« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2007, 09:28:56 PM »

Creepy Crotch Crickets from Cerius-7.

Ripsaw 3: The Rise of Reverend Pinky.

March of the Battle Midget Brigade.

Squirrels ... They're not so cute to Billy any more.

Cotexman ... The most absorbent man alive.


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« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2007, 10:55:56 PM »

OJ -- The Musical

Death Takes A Personal Day

You! It's What's For Dinner!

What The Hell IS That?

The Bloody Hell Of Auntie Flo

The Loneliness Of The Long-Fingered Strangler

Rainbow Brite in Thrill-Kill Mama

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« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2007, 12:12:35 AM »

OJ -- The Musical


*...If The Glove Doesn't Fit /
Then You Must Aquit...*

laa, la-la
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« Reply #72 on: April 10, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »

Your Mother Ate My Dog

(Yes, I know it's a quote, but a great title nevertheless.)
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« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2007, 05:32:13 PM »

If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
I FIXED MY CAR WITH BALING WIRE AND SPIT!
MY WAY OR the HIGHWAY
YOU WORK LIKE OLD PEOPLE F@CK

LMAO!! Thumbup My dad's titles would have been:

The Boy Who Went To School To Only Eat His Lunch
The Boy Who Thought Money Grew On Trees
The Boy Who Was As Useless As A Milk Bucket Under A Bull
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« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2007, 05:42:13 PM »

How about bad movie title cliche's


Just run! The engine won't start

The Creature after women tripping and falling!

Killer Cats leaping from Cupboards

Only virgins live

Never sigh relief, he's behind you

BEWARE: Beautiful women who want your ugly a$$ are really vampires

12 year olds who survive monster attacks



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