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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2010, 09:47:06 PM »

Name: Deadly spawn
Filmography: RETURN OF THE ALIENS: THE DEADLY SPAWN
Quote: RAAHHR! (I guess)
Description: Giant penises with teeth is the best way to describe them.  They are aliens come to our world to eat people.  And enter our bodies through the eye sockets.  And chew on our faces.  And other gory (but enjoyable) nonsense.
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Flick James
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« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2010, 01:30:19 PM »

From Equinox (1970)

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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2010, 06:51:19 PM »




Name: The Creature From The Haunted Sea
Filmography: The Creature From The Haunted Sea
Quotes: N/A
Description: Giant sea monster with ping=pong ball size eyes, a stuck facial expression, can breath in and out of water, mythical.



Name: Gor
Filmography: The Brain From Planet Arous
Quotes: I am Gor, I need your body as a dwelling place while I am here on your Earth.
Description: Extremely cunning, evil, and able to take over your body-
WARNING: DO NOT TALK TO HIM, GIVE HIM IDEAS, OR GIVE HIM AIR!
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yeah no.
diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2011, 01:24:57 PM »



Name: Alien Newborn

Filmography: Alien Resurrection

Quote: GRRRAAAWWWWGGHHH!

Description: A creature birthed from a genetically mutated Alien Queen. This bizarre monstrosity bears a combination of both Alien and human genes. Although ugly in appearance, the Alien Newborn posseses tremendous strength. So much strength in fact that it was able to tear off an Alien Queen's head in one swipe.

*Warining*: Even if you despise this creature, DO NOT throw your garbage at it unless you want an early funeral. It is also not wise to try and pet it. 
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« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2011, 05:06:44 PM »



Name: Shrieker

Filmography: Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996), Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

Quote: AAARGHHHGHHHGHHEEEEE!!

Description: The Shrieker is the second stage in the Graboid lifecycle.  Like its earlier stage, the Shrieker is blind and also deaf. To catch prey, it relies on sensing the target's body heat. Once heat is detected, the Shrieker raises flaps of bone located on its head. It then closes them and shrieks loudly. Since being deaf, the creatures instead sense the heat generated by the scream and go chase down whatever prey has been spotted.

Upon consuming a certain amount of food, a Shrieker will regurgitate a smaller shrieker that will grow rapidly in size.

*Warning*: Please don't feed the Shriekers or try to pet them. There will be blood and vomit if you don't obey the rules.
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« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 08:36:53 PM »



Name: Martinfly

Filmography: The Fly II (1989)

Quote: BLLAAAARRRGGGHHHEWW!

Description: The fully mutated form of Martin Brundle. Martinfly possesses incredible strength, capable of breaking a fully grown human in half. The creature also has the ability to projectile vomit digestive juices that will melt his victims instantly.
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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »



Name: Majority Mogwai

Filmography: Gremlins (1984), Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Quote: Gizmo CACA!

Description: The majority mogwai are the evil incarnations of minority mogwai (i.e. Gizmo) that are spawned when the creature gets wet. Unlike their parent, the majority mogwai like to cause trouble and raise hell. Whereas the parent refuses to eat after midnight, these new hellions desire to go through the metamorphic process of becoming a gremlin.

*Zookeeper's Advice*: Please turn off flashlights or any other electronic devices that produce light. It's bad enough to deal with these a-holes without hearing them screetch.
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AndyC
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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2011, 04:25:05 PM »


Name: The Being (A.K.A. Michael)
Appeared in: The Being -1983 (A.K.A. Easter Sunday - 1980)
Quote: "Don't tell me to f*ck off." (I'm translating, of course.)
Description: Mutated by radioactive waste, Michael used to live with his crazy old mom until he escaped and started terrorizing a small Idaho farming community. The Being is a slime-dripping, one-eyed mutant with sharp teeth and claws, apparent superhuman strength and speed, burrowing abilities, and possibly the ability to ooze through small openings.
WARNING: Don't tell him to f*ck off. He'll take it personally. This cannot be emphasized enough.
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 06:29:56 PM »



Name: Torok the Troll

Filmography: Troll (1986)

Quote: Welcome, brother elf.

Description: An ugly little bugger that resembles a love child between Keith Richards and Bilbo Baggins. Don't be fooled, he packs a punch and can turn his victims into plant pods with a little prick from his magic ring.
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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 11:16:08 PM »

Gee-I gotta start posting on this thread-I thought it was in limbo! OK-

Erik-aka the Phantom of the Opera



Films-THE PHANTOM of the OPERA (1925 - Lon Chaney,baby!) and some crappy remakes with Claude Rains (sorry Clade-aint yer fault),Herbert Lom,Robert Englund and some gay musical.

Quote: "Feast your eyes! Gloat your soul on my accurssed ugliness!" -great line.

Description-of the  real Phantom-A living skull-flesh streched close to the bone-eyes popping from the sockets. A masterpiece of horror.
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\"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)


Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."





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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 11:42:02 PM »

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD ('course it's a good movie... a great movie!!)


That's JAMES ARNESS who is 88 years old.   Thumbup Smile  PETER GRAVES' brother.  Cheap monster. It's just JAMES ARNESS with a few thorny horns (and a terrific cat-like growl).
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 11:44:29 PM »

BABY GODZILLA was absurd!!  TeddyR Who didn't love that punkin'??  Question  Bet he was like in days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented (left his load by the side of the road and walked away.  Contented. )
 
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 11:51:26 PM »

TROG belongs in a zoo.  THEE ZOO in fact.  

TROG belongs in a Bad Movie Zoo.  TROG stinks.



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« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2011, 01:10:44 PM »

Jack-o



Name: Jack-O, aka Mr. Jack the Pumpkin man
Appeared in: Jack-O (1995)
Description: Jack-O is a demon from hell raised to Warlock to seek revenge for his death on the family that killed him.  He typically uses a scythe to achieve this. 


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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!


« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2011, 06:03:31 PM »

The inanimate octopus from Bride of the Monster.
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