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« on: April 10, 2007, 10:48:14 AM »

In the spirit of "Airplane," I have been doing this for a few years.  When a random topic comes up I will use it in the following sentence:

I like my ______ like I like my women:  _______

For example, my friend Gary once used this one on me as we went to the grocery store for ice cream (and nearly caused a wreck):

      I like my ice cream like I like my women:  chocolate and chunky.

Or, yesterday, I said the following:

      I like my cell phones like I like my women:  with rollover minutes and free nights and weekends.

I should have been writing these down over the years.  There have been a couple that left us laughing so hard we were crying.

(Girls, you can join in too - just switch it out as needed.)
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 01:49:43 PM »

I like my Punk music like I like my women: Fast and Incoherent.

I like my Bad movies like I like my women: sucks but entertaining. (Hope thats not to bad) Smile
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 03:24:14 PM »

I like my DVD's like I like my women:  cheap and used.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 04:59:25 PM »

I may need to remember not to read some of your responses while drinking.  Rich and Jack, those made me laugh out loud, so loud that Katie asked me what I was laughing at.
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 09:44:08 PM »

I like my books like I like my women: bound and wide open
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 09:47:49 PM »

I like my books like I like my women: bound and wide open


The moment I saw you had posted to this thread the thought that ran through my mind was, "This is not safe."

Anyway...

I like my popcorn like I like my women:  hot and buttery.

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 09:53:23 PM »

I like my Scotch like I like my women: 18 years old with a Sherry wood aftertaste.
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 10:01:01 PM »

I like my rock music like I like my women:  under the influence and angry
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 10:02:10 PM »

Beware: it's gonna get worse.
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I like my sundaes like I like my women: stacked, with a cherry
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2007, 11:09:55 PM »

I like my women like I like my peanut butter: easy to spread. TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2007, 11:20:23 PM »

I like my DNA like I like my women: chained, in pairs   Smile Smile
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:00 AM »

This is all your fault, Andrew.  Awesomely big mistake.   Cheers

Here's mine:

Menard likes his Zardoz like he likes his women:   gaping, but stony.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2007, 01:44:44 AM »

Well, my go to classic was from The Naked Gun 2 1/2.  "I like my coffee like I like my women: black and bitter."

Which was good until I heard the inverse, "I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer."  (Don't remember where that one came from.)

Here's a couple I came up with:
I like my cheese like I like my women: pale and veiny.
I like my cheese like I like my women: pleasing to the tongue, but stinky.
I like my government like I like my women: bloated.

Sort of related from the comedian Demetri Martin: "An ex-girlfriend is a lot like an okay movie.  I liked it at the time, but I don't want to see it again."

One more:
I like my women like I like my outer planets: giant and gassy.  (Too specific?)
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2007, 04:13:29 AM »

 BounceGiggle TeddyR Thanks, Andrew. I am a guy who likes older women so:

I like my pizza like I like my women: old, half eaten and wise in the ways of the world.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2007, 04:20:51 AM »

 Buggedout

Sorry, I just grossed myself out terribly with that "half-eaten" remark, I don't know where that came from.

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