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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2007, 12:50:48 AM »

I like my women just a little on the... trashy si-iiide....
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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2007, 03:05:17 AM »

Toothpaste for Dinner had the best answer.

i prefer his wife's cartoons, though.
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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2007, 10:17:09 AM »

Okay, Menard. I'll sink a bit further.

I like my bars like I like my women: sleazy and full of cheap liquor.

I like my steak like I like my women: dark on the outside, pink and moist in the middle.

I like my soda like I like my women: huge jugs with easy-to-open tops.

I like my internet like I like my women: fast and willing to show me things I never before imagined.

I like my football teams like I like my women: with a great tight end and a good grip on the ball (no fumbling!).



And now I stop, because, while I love bad jokes like these, I really like my wife like I like my woman: smart, beautiful, and still married to me.
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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2007, 10:56:13 AM »

I like my convenience stores like I like my women... open for business 24 hours a day.
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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2007, 01:07:18 PM »

I like my software like I like my women - gets loaded fast and doesn't require a lot of memory.
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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2007, 04:08:25 PM »

I liek my burgers like I like my women naked and juicy
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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2007, 04:32:00 PM »

I like my toys like I like my women:  fun to play with and easy to stuff back into my closet.
I like my babies like I like my women:  weak, defenseless, and somebody else's problem.
I like my literature like I like my women:  easily opened and good between the covers.
I like my posters like I like my women:  nice to look at and pinned to the wall.
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« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2007, 06:01:58 PM »

I like my gummi bears like I like my women: sweet, cuddly and doesn't mind at all if I take a nipple.

I like my golden age movie classics like l like my women,  classy and full of romantic notions.

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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2007, 06:11:31 PM »

I like my gummi bears like I like my women: sweet, cuddly and doesn't mind at all if I take a nipple.

I like my golden age movie classics like l like my women,  classy and full of romantic notions.




I hope that you meant nibble and not nipple.   Smile
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« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2007, 06:55:05 PM »

I like my lawn like I like my women:  recently trimmed and comfortable to lay on.

I like my remote controls like I like my women:  with lots of buttons to press.

I like my ladders like I like my women:  six feet tall and stable.
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« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2007, 07:05:21 PM »

 BounceGiggle Freudian slip I swear!
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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2007, 08:45:32 PM »

I like my living rooms like I like my women; the carpeting better match the drapers.
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« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2007, 01:07:49 PM »

I like my sushi like I like my women: raw and slimy.
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« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2007, 01:54:00 PM »

I like my sushi like I like my women: raw and slimy.


I was so afraid you would take the high road; glad to see you didn't. TeddyR



I like my donkeys like I like my women: nice asses that need to be rode

(I have no high road)
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« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2007, 01:57:30 PM »

I like my cats like I like my women:  All I have to do is say "here, p***y, p***y"  and she comes.

What was that about a high road?   TeddyR
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