I like my ______ like I like my women:

[Menard]

I'm wondering if Andrew is regetting having started this thread yet.

If not:


I like my holsters like I like my women: firm, tight, and will take any length 

[ulthar]

I like my chainsaws like I like my women: noisy with an interesting vibration.

[Menard]

I like my rodeo bulls like I like my women: horny and one rough ride

[Snivelly]

He doesn't seem to have come back in, maybe he's a bit leery of what he started here.

I like my men like I like my pizza.....hot, big enough to please the whole crowd, and here in 30 minutes or free.

[Andrew]

You know, Menard, my grandparents had a farm.  I used to sit on the fence and watch the pigs wallow in the mud.

No idea why that comes to mind.   

[Jack]

I like my Kleenex like I like my women - good for a quick blow, easily discarded.

[Menard]

You know, Menard, my grandparents had a farm.  I used to sit on the fence and watch the pigs wallow in the mud.

No idea why that comes to mind.   

Good one.


I like my pigs like I like my women: penned and writhing in mud

[Shadow]

I like my women like I like my dogs: obedient and on a leash.

[ulthar]

In keeping with the pigs theme that seems to be developing:

I like my bacon like I like my women: sizzling and with a salty taste.

[Zapranoth]

Karma point for Jack for that one.  That was vile.

[Andrew]

Poogie has found a forum for women only, in addition to the usual stuff about kids, cooking, housework etc. they have several threads like this one. She's shown me some of the things these ladies post, I have to say their words would make our famous Menard blush, I mean I've cleaner conversations in the high school locker room.

I could have warned you about going anywhere that is "women only."  Ever been in one of their restrooms?  There are weird things on the walls.  It reminds me of the growths found in the areas used as nesting grounds in "Aliens."

Oh, and if you ask them about the weird things on the walls, women will just roll their eyes and walk away.

[Poogie]

 I like my lolly-pops like I like my men, tasty and long lasting  See what you guys have done to my shy little self?

[Menard]

Poogie has found a forum for women only, in addition to the usual stuff about kids, cooking, housework etc. they have several threads like this one. She's shown me some of the things these ladies post, I have to say their words would make our famous Menard blush, I mean I've cleaner conversations in the high school locker room.

I could have warned you about going anywhere that is "women only."  Ever been in one of their restrooms?  There are weird things on the walls.  It reminds me of the growths found in the areas used as nesting grounds in "Aliens."

Oh, and if you ask them about the weird things on the walls, women will just roll their eyes and walk away.

I've had a few who tried to make me blush; left them with looks of horror on their faces instead.


When I was in high school (teachers have never forgotten me till this day) I worked on the janitorial staff. One would have thought the boys would be the nastiest, but cleaning the girls bathroom really opened one's eyes. How they accomplished writing inside the toilet bowl, beneath the waterline, I do not know.

[Poogie]

I have to speak up here  He's exaggerating about the womens forum  it isn't that bad. But the womens bathrooms, I have to agree, they are the most disgusting places to be in.....And I was always told that the janitors wrote that stuff in the toilets. 

[Mofo Rising]

The High Road:
I like my movies like I like my women: funny, insightful and a pleasure to look at.

The Not-So-High Road:
I like my movies like I like my women: lots of nudity and stupid as hell.

The Pretentious Road:
I like my movies like I like my women: foreign and over five decades old.

The Not-Quite-As-Highbrow-As-The-Other-Three-And-Possibly-Doesn't-Make-Sense Road:
I like my chewing gum like I like my women: jammed up underneath my desk.