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« Reply #90 on: August 16, 2007, 08:14:16 PM »

I like my dog like I like my women ... obedient, panting and on all fours.
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« Reply #91 on: August 16, 2007, 08:48:39 PM »

I like my women like I like my mouthwash - fresh, interesting to taste and with a little extra zing that gets you moving in the morning.
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« Reply #92 on: August 16, 2007, 09:13:00 PM »

I like my calling plans like I like my women: 15 cents a minute, but free on nights and weekends.
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« Reply #93 on: August 16, 2007, 10:22:15 PM »

I like my shrubs like I like my women ... trimmed.

I like my houses like I like my women ... built.

I like my gloves like I like my women ... warm and tight.

Oh I could go on ...
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« Reply #94 on: August 17, 2007, 08:27:13 AM »

Going to resurrect this thread, just because a new one popped up today as Katie was baking cakes.

I like my women like I like my cakes:  full of rum, upside down, and with pineapple on top.
For some reason that I can't explain I find this so funny that I can't stop laughing, but the image it conjours up is so disgusting that I feel like I'll never eat pineapple again. Karma for that.
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« Reply #95 on: August 17, 2007, 09:13:52 AM »

I like my post-it notes like I like my women: yellow, square and with a little sticky spot.
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« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2007, 11:42:43 AM »

I like my fireplace like I like my women, warm, comfortable to cuddle up besides and with a real burning fire inside.
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« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2007, 11:49:50 AM »

I like my women like I like my vans:  sleek on the outside and roomy on the inside.

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For some reason that I can't explain I find this so funny that I can't stop laughing, but the image it conjours up is so disgusting that I feel like I'll never eat pineapple again. Karma for that.

I was quite proud of that one.  It had Katie giggling for several minutes as well.
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« Reply #98 on: August 17, 2007, 08:42:47 PM »

Cheryl, our office manager, thinks it's hilarious too, but I'm still not eating pineapples any time in the near future.
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« Reply #99 on: August 18, 2007, 03:16:32 AM »


I must admit, as silly as it is, but this thread helped me solidify my relationship with my girlyfriend.  We had started going out around the same time this thread began and sent each other messages to this effect early on when we were a bit more comfortable with each other.

Worked a charm I'd say.

She recently sent me a message to this effect the other day, lamenting the fact that our earlier subtly has made way to pure crass; "You're like Berocca, I just want to put you in my mouth and have you erupt on my tongue..."

Considering one of our earlier message were along the line of: "You're like gasoline: you start fires that are hard to put out" you can understand why she is sad about the passing of good word play to just plain dirtiness.  Must be the winter mood.  Makes people lazy.

So in sum, thank you forumites for helping me with the woo and charm!  Smile

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« Reply #100 on: October 23, 2010, 01:29:29 AM »

I like my old badmovies.org threads like I like my women, a bit gamy but damn fine in hindsight.

I like spare change like I like my women, loose and available when I need it.

I like my scientific theories like I like my women, well-tested but still willing to prove themselves when push comes to shove.
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« Reply #101 on: October 23, 2010, 12:21:32 PM »

I like my ice like I like my woman, nice and cool
I like my Melodeath metal like I like my woman: full of melodies and rhythm
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« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2010, 08:43:06 AM »

Most of my favorites have been covered already, or something close to them at least, but let's see what we can do.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Sweet and Chunky

I like my books like I like my women: Leatherbound and thought-provoking
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« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2010, 04:29:52 PM »

I like my burgers like I like my woman: nice and crispy on the outside, warm and juicy on the inside (beat that Menard! TongueOut)
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« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2010, 06:04:10 PM »

The old classic: I like my men like I like my chocolate and coffee: dark and rich.

I like my men like I like my folk metal: melodic and Scandinavian.
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