Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 27, 2016, 02:11:24 PM
571207 Posts in 43856 Topics by 5735 Members
Latest Member: smallmovies Forum  |  Movies  |  Bad Movies  |  The most weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen? « previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5
Author Topic: The most weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen?  (Read 15012 times)
Just Plain Horse
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 9
Posts: 567

« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2007, 01:47:06 PM »

It's hard to choose between these two.

That is Mogunetudon.  Your eyes do not deceive you.  He does, in fact, have a catfish for an ass.

That get's my number one vote... Thanks, Akiratubo- I'd seen that one before but couldn't remember the name.

Guilala gets second place and Guiron comes in third. Gappa deserves honorable mention for reminding me of the winged monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. The Guardian from Prince of Space seems tame and ordinary by comparision.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 109
Posts: 1025

The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2007, 02:49:37 PM »

And I was thinking the rat-bat-spider thing was funny looking. I think all of these beat it hands down, especially the one with the catfish-ass.
Corprate slimeball of E.E.S.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 213
Posts: 2090

Be EXELLENT to each other...and PARTY ON DUDES!!

« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2007, 03:12:26 PM »

The aliens from ALIENS FROM SPACE.
Theyre just regular guys wearing black robes, but they have ping pong balls with diolated black pupils for eyes. Cracks me up every time!

I couldnt find a picture of it cuz the title is to vauge.

You have to mean "Killers from Space."  Those eyeballs always crack me up.  Nathan has a review for this one on his site:

Yea, thats it! Thanks! I had no idea that there was an alternate title.


"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 277
Posts: 3772


« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2007, 09:55:40 PM »

I don't even wanna start with that mess from the Polonia Brothers

You wouldn't by chance be referring to Night Crawlers would you, because I have a longstanding grudge with that movie and one of these days it will either kill me or I will wipe all known recordings of it from the face of the Earth...  Hatred
[cheapplug]...readers of will know what I'm talking about.[/cheapplug]

No, I was talking about that horrible, horrible boxed set from BCI Eclipse that blasphemes the name of my favorite Roger Corman movie.

I know you'll probably want to wash your hands after typing this, but what's the name of this abomination so I'll know what to put on the restraining order?

After reading your review, I have to say that I really empathize with you. Only someone who's been subjected to the Polonias' brand of anti-acting & nauseatingly dull story telling can truly understand the kind of sheer hatred one developes for these guys & everything they stand for.

Okay, here goes: The boxed set to which I refer is called Galaxy of Terror, not to be confused with the Roger Corman classic whose name they blaspheme!

The stinkers in this boxed set include:
Dinosaur Chronicles
Preylien: Alien Predators
The Weapon (Not Listed)
Blood Red Planet

Now, certain things could've been excused, such as the guy in a baggy bear suit & a skiing vest, the Halloween masks, the hand puppets, the toy motocycle helmets for spacesuits...
But Mark & John Polonia take production values to an all new low, using sanding goggles & dust masks for spacesuits, and two different kinds of really stupid spiders: The first being a nerf ball with pipe cleaners stuck in it, with a toilet snake for fangs, the second spider being, uh, well, a glove.
Also, I can understand when financial, legal or insurance issues prohibit the use of decent prop guns, but these guys use those kinds of water pistols you only find at the Dollar Tree.

Combine all this with the afformentioned non-acting & no-story-to-tell storytelling, & you've got an inexcusable affront to the visual arts that would make Larry Buchanan look like a genious.

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
peter johnson
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 107
Posts: 1489

« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2007, 11:35:29 PM »

These are all wonderful --
I own and love the extreme stupidity of "Creature From The Haunted Sea" --
Reptilicus has to be included here as well --
Yes, the Giant Claw --
Robot Monster --
I have never even HEARD of the "catfish ass" monster -- I lead such a protected life . . .
peter j/denny c.

I have no idea what this means.
Captain Tars Tarkas
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 76
Posts: 411

« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2007, 06:49:50 AM »

Most recent for me, Littra from the first episode of Ultra Q

Littra fought Gomess, who is a redress of a Godzilla costume and looks like Godzilla's creepy uncle:


Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 365
Posts: 4167

I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley

« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2007, 07:38:23 AM »

I'd like to give the Beach Ball Alien from DARKSTAR an honorable mention for creativity on a budget.  It is not ridiculous like some of those listed, but it is pretty funny and obvious.

As for the dumbest?  Of those listed so far, I'd have to include my vote for Mogunetudon.  I laughed for about ten minutes when I saw that, along iwth akiratubo's comment "Your eyes do not deceive you.  He does, in fact, have a catfish for an a$$."


Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 780
Posts: 4372

« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2007, 07:53:07 AM »

 My vote has to go to Mogunetudon, too.

Diving helmet-wearing gorillas, giant chicken-dinosaurs from the stars, and walking trees are all ridiculous, but that catfish head for a butt creature takes the cake.

"Monster Archives" has further info on this beastie:


Flame Breath - Though not resembling true fire, Mogunetudon can expel a white mist like flame from its maw.

Talons - Each of Mogunetudonís hands have several mammoth sized claws for which to do melee battle with

Second Head - Located on the monsterís tail end is a catfish like second head, which can bite and attack when need be.

Burrowing - Mogunetudon can tunnel underground and cause massive earthquakes.

I'd like to see the expression on some Mississippi noodler who stcks his arm in a swamp hole and comes up with this.

FYI: 'Noodling' is the practice of sticking one's arm into underwater swamp holes in the hopes a big catfish will clamp down on it. Withdraw your arm and there's your dinner!

EDIT!: The complete Spectreman "Gallery of Monsters" illustrates having a catfish head for a butt is pretty much par for the course in that universe.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 10:23:42 AM by Raffine » Logged

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 21
Posts: 427

« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2007, 01:50:42 PM »

any of the creatures from Tremors movies.  I mean what are these things? And what are they suppose to be?

now im gonna have to be a dick and say.... are you nuts?! the graboid was pretty goddamn original if you ask me and the design kicks ass!( i cant speak for the other 3 incarnations but the original is too fricken cool)  TongueOut

no, I'm not nuts.  You have to admit giant earth worms (if that was the idea?) are kinda weird and not really scary.  Then in the sequels they evolve into weirder creatures.

« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2007, 02:02:49 PM »

Raffine do you know what movies are they in? please and thanks ... or its Spectreman?
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 47
Posts: 982


« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2007, 02:42:26 PM »

The dumbest monster I have seen is from the movie "Survior Island"

Jamie Pressly is in this, man she a total babe Thumbup Thumbup Thumbup Thumbup

This is the only picture I could find of the dumb monster.  If you have not seen the movie and need a laugh, watch the movie and check out the monster.  What a riot. BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 02:45:21 PM by JPickettIII » Logged

\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 780
Posts: 4372

« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2007, 02:56:58 PM »

Raffine do you know what movies are they in? please and thanks ... or its Spectreman?

I have no idea what any of those wacky buggers are.

I just Googled  "Mogunetudon" and that's what came up!  BounceGiggle

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 463
Posts: 3708

« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2007, 03:50:15 PM »

Mogunetudon is from Spectreman episodes 15-16, with a cameo in episode 27.

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 0
Posts: 12641

"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2007, 04:55:46 PM »

 I like catfish ass too!!! Thumbup

   The teenager eating monster fom the CREEPING TERROR is pretty stoopid too.


  ( the hole down at the bottom of his...whatever the hell -is where he swallows people,or rather where they crawl  into and pretend to be eaten)

\"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Slobber Drool Drip Has Risen From the Grave-

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 584
Posts: 3749

Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2007, 04:58:41 PM »

I can't believe nobody mentioned the watermelon monster from "Drunken Wu Tang aka Taoism Drunkard"

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 Forum  |  Movies  |  Bad Movies  |  The most weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen? « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os∑mo∑sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.