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« on: April 26, 2007, 01:44:04 PM »

What movie can be more torture to sit through than Manos?

Why, Home Alone 4 of course.


Yes. Home Alone 4--there IS such a thing!

And best of all it was written by people who obviously never saw the last 3!

Just some examples of screw ups they did in this film....


1. Kevin McCallister looks more like the new HA kid from HA3-brown hair, wimpier attitude etc.


2. This takes place at the exact same time HA2:New York takes place.


3.The crooks from HA parts 1 and 2 are combined into one guy but is supposed to be both of the same guys from the first two films.


4. Kevin's family is poor.

5. Most of Kevin's other siblings vanished leaving Buzz and Megan only.

6. Buzz and Megan are only about one year older than Kevin and definetly much younger than they were in part 1.

7. Kevin's parents have divorced.

8. There are a total of about three-maybe four traps---and all are basically done by remote control


9. The plot isn't really about robbing a house but about kidnapping a prince.

10. Different looking house though it's supposed to be the same one from HA1 /HA2 but it looks nothing like it. 
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 03:28:26 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 03:43:32 PM »

MANOS 2: FEET OF DESTINY?
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 04:39:02 PM »

At least a viewing of MANOS is memorable - kinda like getting a root canal is memorable, I suppose, but memorable nontheless.  However, this flick is so bad, my brain has numbed those memory cells so as to spare me the torture of recollecting it.  I DO remember having watched it, which is bad enough.

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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 10:38:56 PM »

I'm still sticking with that stinkorama from the Polonias.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2007, 06:56:17 AM »

There was one kids' movie I sat through one evening called "Ping", about a chihuahua who fights off kidnappers or something dumb like that.  THAT was definitely worse than Manos, at least Manos made me laugh. 
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2007, 09:38:26 AM »

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Usually, the ones that hurt me worse than "Manos" are the ones that scrape at my sensibilities.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2007, 11:37:00 AM »

I actually loved HARD ROCK ZOMBIES. Man, that was cheesy, goofy fun.  Let's see this is tough...oh wait ARMAGEDDON is still the worst movie I've ever seen. Oh you meant a B-movie didn't you? Well JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (1989) seems to me a pretty good torturous choice.
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2007, 11:58:27 AM »

CRIMINALLY INSANE II/CRAZY FAT ETHEL II

I recently watched CRIMINALLY INSANE again for the first time in years and was pleasantly surprised to find that in spite of it's almost zero budget and some rotten performances it's actually quite entertaining and (intentually) funny. 

The sequel is almost unwatchable, though, consisting of a few minutes of new footage that looks like it was taped with a 80's home video camera (it probably was) and most of the running time made up of Ethel "remembering" scenes from the first movie.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2007, 12:13:38 PM »

Nothing could be worse than Going Overboard starring Adam Sandler. Nothing.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2007, 01:44:39 PM »

Nothing could be worse than Going Overboard starring Adam Sandler. Nothing.
It had Adam Sandler in it--what did you expect?
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2007, 02:02:08 PM »

The most painful movie to sit through...Full Frontal (2002).  I'm not a huge Steven Soderbergh fan.  He's okay.  But, he lost serious credibility with me due to this turd-burger.

I have one rule when it comes to watching movies: No matter how bad the movie is, I'll always watch it all the way to the end.  This movie is so boring and plot-less that it made me want to jab my eyes out with a blunt object.  Stay away from this movie at all costs!
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2007, 02:20:47 PM »




I got that movie, I didn't think it was any where near as bad as Manos, Hands of Fate (translated:  Hands, Hands of Fate)(Who the heck thought of that title????)

Ugh

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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2007, 09:22:27 PM »

I got that movie, I didn't think it was any where near as bad as Manos, Hands of Fate (translated:  Hands, Hands of Fate)(Who the heck thought of that title????)

Ugh

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At least Manos has Torgo.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2007, 05:52:20 AM »

I still say CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the most unwatchable movie I have ever seen.  I have it on TWO different DVDs:  one is a double feature with CARNIVAL OF BLOOD, both directed by the same guy (this DVD is from Something Weird); the other is one of Mill Creek's 50 movie packs, but I can't remember which one right now.  This movie is PUTRID.  At least MANOS is funny . . .
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