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zombie chef to the stars
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2018, 07:51:51 PM »

you'll love it lith, it's AWFUL!  Cheers

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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2018, 03:36:08 PM »

Wow... incredible..... Absolutely incredible. I truly thought wrong when I thought that it couldn't get any better than Robo Vampire. BounceGiggle

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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2018, 02:40:55 PM »

Kung fu from beyond the grave.  I'll... Let the clip speak for itself.

Forgive me for posting this.

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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2018, 11:49:31 PM »

Holy mother of frack.  And I thought I'd seen all these HK movies.  Obviously not.  Wow.   Cheers

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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2018, 05:50:44 AM »


I'm going to suggest we watch this at the next Kung Fu movie night with my friends!

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Doctor of Zombology
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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2018, 06:24:59 AM »


I'm going to suggest we watch this at the next Kung Fu movie night with my friends!

Another one you can watch is Laser Mission with Brandon Lee  Wink
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« Reply #21 on: Today at 01:14:32 PM »

OK, wow!  You may be right.  A flying Dracula!  But how about raising the stakes a bit --with a flying coffin containing Dracula?  Yes, they said it couldn't be done, but it was -- in Die Hard Dracula.

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‪Justin Curtis‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
I just picked this movie up for 2 bucks and about to watch it and it looks like it will be awsomly bad!!!!!!!!!

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‪Skac01‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
holy crap! is that music actually used in the sex scene? Jesus Christ, this movie looks like a must have!

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‪Davesghola‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
Die Hard Dracula is awesome. It is so bad, it is amazing. I love this movie. You think the Room is bad? Well, you haven't seen Die Hard Dracula. I laughed my ass off watching this movie. The acting, the special effects, the terrible writing and editing, it is a perfect golden pile of s**t that I recommend everyone to watch. 

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The trailer is worth finding on Amazon (featuring Crispin Glover's dad)  Too bad I can't post the link!
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« Reply #22 on: Today at 07:26:01 PM »

Die Hard Dracula... that's one of those movie you have to see to believe. 

For starters, they use several actors to play Dracula and they look vastly different and have different makeup designs.  One of them is also morbidly obese.  You'd think with that, at least one of the actors would look like you'd expect Dracula to, but none of them do. 

Also none of them can act. 

At least the guy playing Van Helsing seemed to be having fun. 


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« Reply #23 on: Today at 07:39:43 PM »

Bucky Larson is too awful to review

to the best of my recollection I'm the only person here to survive that piece of s**t and I have no desire to revisit that

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