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« on: April 29, 2007, 11:25:43 AM »

Has anyone seen this gem? "Death is the First Step on the Road to Awe"...We'll at least on the road to an excessively Lynchy version of awe, where a bald guy in another nebula eats the bark from a tree and a monkey brain surgeon flips out while a conquistador slaughters an amazing number of savages...Did I mentioned that I was a little confused? It really doesn't matter, because eating the tree bark means you'll live forever only you have to die first (don't ask.) So silly, this thing is not to be missed by anyone with half a brain. It will help to only have half a brain, i mean.
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 02:52:46 PM »

I don't know how many times I've seen the trailer for this film, when I was sitting in the theater, waiting for the main attraction. But, after all that, I don't think it ever came to where I live. Of course, it was not something I had any particular interest in seeing.
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