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« on: May 04, 2007, 08:18:22 PM »

normally i dont want to disparage other people but this couldnt happen to a nicer person and i use that term loosely. 45 days in an la prison starting in june.
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 08:40:33 PM »

This   ><   is the sound of the smallest violin in the world, playing a lament.
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 10:16:27 PM »

Too bad they didn't give her the death penalty.



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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 11:42:58 PM »

This is the best thing to happen since watching this c*nt (and if anyone earns that name it's her) die in House of Wax. If anybody deserves the "women in prison" treatment, it's her. It's because of Trashy McWhorebag and the drunk party skanks like her that I'm afraid to raise a child in the current social climate, because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be. This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!  Cheers



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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 12:03:08 AM »

This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!

Is it your birthday?  Happy birthday!  Or is this just a debit against a future occasion?  Happy future birthday!

Personally I'd love to see Cameron Crowe go to jail on my birthday, though not necessarily for having committed any crime.  Assholism is only a crime in the court of Divine, after all.  And while he could stand to be tarred and feathered, I'd be willing to look at a series of whimsical clerical blunders (against his interests) as justice served.  Mwahaha!
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 12:13:10 AM »

Paris Hilton - sent to the slammer.

hmm, already sounds like the makings of a b-movie




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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 02:23:09 AM »


Paris Hilton - sent to the slammer.

hmm, already sounds like the makings of a b-movie



Oh I'm very much convinced that this is all a stunt because her "One Night In Paris" dvds did so well, that they're making a foray into WIP films and 'Paris' Stay in the Slammer' will be hitting our shelves soon...

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 02:43:32 AM »

 Where's Dyanne Thorne and Tamara Dobson when you really need them?
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2007, 08:16:43 AM »

"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

THIS is what the attorney defending Paris Hilton said. Considering she violated her probation what did she expect. And besides what else can the judge do to teach her a lesson. Any fine she has to pay would just be pocket change to her.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2007, 08:29:02 AM »

This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!


Is it your birthday?  Happy birthday!  Or is this just a debit against a future occasion?  Happy future birthday!

Personally I'd love to see Cameron Crowe go to jail on my birthday, though not necessarily for having committed any crime.  Assholism is only a crime in the court of Divine, after all.  And while he could stand to be tarred and feathered, I'd be willing to look at a series of whimsical clerical blunders (against his interests) as justice served.  Mwahaha!


Sadly, yes it is. Beyond this story, the root beer float cake my fiancee made for me and a viewing of Spider-Man 3 though, I'd rather just crawl into bed and let it happen without me.

And I second you on the Cameron Crowe sentencing. Knowing our luck though he'd pull a Maniac Cop and come back a bigger, stronger and crappier director than he went in as. His supernatural strength and stamina would lead to him putting out 10 movies a year and not even Tom Atkins or Bruce Campbell would be able to take him down then! Maybe prison's not such a great idea for him... maybe he should get the Hannover Fist diatribe from Heavy Metal instead... "Burnin's too good for 'im! Hangin's too good for 'im! He should be chopped up into itty-bitty pieces and buried alive!"

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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2007, 09:20:38 AM »

This is the best thing to happen since watching this c*nt (and if anyone earns that name it's her) die in House of Wax. If anybody deserves the "women in prison" treatment, it's her. It's because of Trashy McWhorebag and the drunk party skanks like her that I'm afraid to raise a child in the current social climate, because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be. This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!  Cheers

The only way I will see that movie is if she died like all black people died in those '80s horror flicks.  Now THAT'S hot!!!




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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2007, 12:52:42 PM »

The only way I will see that movie is if she died like all black people died in those '80s horror flicks.  Now THAT'S hot!!!

You mean first?  Wink

If so, sadly that's not the case. However, thanks to the magic of websites like YouTube, you can skip all the other pointless crap and just watch her die over and over again! It's beautiful.
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 01:27:20 PM »

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because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be
Sadly some kids are modeling themselves after her. Is it just me or is society sliding downhill more and more?
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 04:44:09 PM »

I read online, that as a high-profile inmate, she'll be kept in isloation for the most part away from the general population. Prison offical wouldn't want the trouble a WIP situation would bring down on them if something happened to her, even if she deserves it. She has access to the shower, a TV, the exercise yard, and the phones for about an hour a day. Three meals a day, one hot meal - like that stick eats, well, that much food anyway.

Already dreading the media hoopla for when she's released and the certain publicity tour. Just ignore her, don't buy anything she is involved with, and maybe she'll go back to being another pointless idle rich person we never have to hear about unless you watch crap like the E! Channel. Hey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2007, 08:46:07 PM »

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Hey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.


Even now when I hear the phrase "The Hilton Sisters"  I think they're talking about Violet and Daisy rather than Paris and Nicki.

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