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« on: May 04, 2007, 09:41:24 PM » |
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This "film" is a textbook example of a no-budget production. The monster looks like a stuffed animal and most of the gore appears to be uncooked pot roast. |
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 09:59:12 PM » |
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 LOL! The cosmetic thing is too funny. I've considered picking this one up in the past. Thanks for saving me to the time/brain cells! EDIT BY ANDREW: Just fixing the image link for Skaboi. |
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2007, 01:23:47 AM » |
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I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 04:02:36 AM » |
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Wow! You seem to like it less now than when you first saw it!
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 08:48:59 AM » |
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Love that video - when the monster opens its mouth you can see right out the back of its head  |
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We must have a psychopathic deviant in the hospital.
Maybe we should report it to the police?
No that's out of the question. A police investigation would give us a bad name.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 12:18:00 PM » |
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The title alone makes it a "must watch" for me.
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 03:08:55 PM » |
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By wa of incredible coincidence, this was also the title track of an album cut by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, released in 1970.
1. Didja Get Any Onya?
2. Directly From My Heart To You
3. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
4. Toads Of The Short Forest
5. Get A Little
6. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
7. Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwart Nebula
8. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
9. Oh No
10. The Orange County Lumber Truck
11. Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 03:21:40 PM » |
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Funny, I was just thinking "wasn't that a Frank Zappa album?".  I like Freak Out! better, anyway.  |
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If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2007, 03:47:37 PM » |
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Dr. Sendam = Madnes Reminds me of the crap flick "Skinned Alive", which was better than this one imo.
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2007, 05:28:00 PM » |
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Isn't the 8th plane of Hell supposed to be freezing?
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Andrew
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2007, 05:40:24 PM » |
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Isn't the 8th plane of Hell supposed to be freezing?
Per AD&D, yes. I was going for more of a Dante reference, but mixed the two different versions. It is now adjusted to read "Eighth Circle of Hell" which should make more sense. |
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2007, 09:36:10 PM » |
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I think the original King Kong had better special effects.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2007, 12:41:44 AM » |
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The original King Kong probably also had more money to back it. This movie just looks catastrophic in its own "badness." Reading about it makes me think of dying children on a school bus in the middle of a desert.
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2007, 01:18:50 PM » |
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I think the original King Kong had better special effects.
Probably because they were well-done considering the technology, and composed and shot by skilled people. |
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 04:33:18 PM » |
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Okay I was wrong, sorry. But I can't think of another way to say how bad those effects are.
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