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Question: When you rip a good one, do you want others to experience your personal stench?
Yes...definitely!  I want others to experience my farts.  They're gaseous works of art. - 4 (28.6%)
No...my flatulence is for my nose and/or my immediate family only - 4 (28.6%)
Sometimes - 3 (21.4%)
I rarely fart - 0 (0%)
I've never farted - 3 (21.4%)
Total Voters: 13

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« on: May 11, 2007, 04:34:30 AM »

Take a moment to vote.

How do you personally feel about ripping a good one?  
Please leave your comments...
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 04:51:40 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

 I like to leave my personal ambrosia with fellow co-workers ...kinda a "hit and run"  type of thing.  I let 'em know it's coming ,though like "Listen...Is that a duck?"  and brrraaattt! Surprise! It IS a duck!
 
(PS> Ash...What possesses you too post things like this?   Question )
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 05:16:25 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I am a bachelor so I can drop one, let one rip, split my pants, let the echo bounce off the shower walls anytime, anywhere. The only damage:

1. The windows crack
2. The paint blisters and starts to peel off the walls
3. The neighbour's cat howls (yes, howls) and passes out
4. Some of the birds fall dead from the trees
5. My TV reception goes snowy.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 05:23:31 AM »

If cow farting is destroying the ozone I can't image what all the human farts are doing to the enviroment.  Smile

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 05:46:26 AM »

   

            It can be a matter of LIFE OR DEATH!!!
 
               
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 06:13:07 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Yes, Ash, you may harness my emissions and employ them however you so wish. I don't how you'll harness them, but I'm sure you'll find a way.  TeddyR

That reminds me: I was at the Frankfurt Airport in 2003, waiting for a connecting flight to Turin when nature called. As I was finishing up, I became uncomfortably aware that there was somebody else in the toilet who was letting rip and doing the other at the same time ~ he sounded like he was enjoying what he was doing, as all I heard was "Ohhhh ja, ohhhh ja...........ohhhhja.............." Buggedout

Needless to say, I wasn't enjoying it and left, but I was smiling as I did so.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 09:03:52 AM »

Being an adult I do attempt to hold down the gaseous emissions when in public, but it gets harder as you age. I swear when you hit 50 everything you eat or drink seems to turn to methane immediately.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 04:12:14 PM »

BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

 I like to leave my personal ambrosia with fellow co-workers ...kinda a "hit and run"  type of thing.  I let 'em know it's coming ,though like "Listen...Is that a duck?"  and brrraaattt! Surprise! It IS a duck!

I voted "have never farted"  Smile, but if it were in the work place I would think you'd want to use the element of surprise and not announce, but then again if you just want to clear the room your method may work.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 04:54:47 PM »

Slightly OT:

The world champion of passing eye-watering stink bombs must go to my dog Benny (name for composer Bernard Herrmann, naturally!).

He's a 70 lbs Blue Heeler/German Shepherd mix. 
And when he gets cranked up he can peel lead paint off a barn, sour milk from 100 yards, and make grown men cry. 


                                    "Pull My Finger!" Benny seems to say...
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 05:45:26 PM »

When I am not at home, I try my best to restrain them.

When I am at home, I just let 'em rip! Hell, my wife and I have farting and belching wars. She is the definite winner when it comes to burping, but I rule when it comes to the gas attacks. TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 07:08:07 PM »

One time, I ate something that really did strange things inside me.  What issued for smelled like dead horseshoe crab.  You know, one that has been rotting on the beach for a few days and, when you turn it over, the cloud of wet miasma that was contained by the shell engulfs you and sends you stumbling down the beach to find fresh air.

Needless to say, I was not a popular person until that passed over.

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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 10:24:18 PM »

Okay, I'm in my Feature Writing class, and I have one building needing release, so I think I can squeek it out . . . well, it was quite a BLART!!!  Our instructor shot a look my way, and, it being a small class, I  shot a look to my left, the only other person it could have been  BounceGiggle to the poor kid who hid behind his hair.  The instructor became perplexed, though I turned beet red, no doubt, and melted behind the text book. 
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2007, 10:29:04 PM »

Here you go, Ash:

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 01:42:49 AM »

(PS> Ash...What possesses you too post things like this?   Question )

I did it on a whiff...er...whim.   Wink

I was sitting at my computer and I ripped a good one.  I leaned back in my chair and smelled it and wondered if anybody else here liked to share their flatulence with others.
And here we are!   Thumbup

And I liked the duck story.
Another way to describe ripping a good one is "stepping on a frog".
Brrraaat!

LOL!   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 10:31:15 PM »

I always try to smear co-workers as they're walking behind in the hallway.  I try to get a good distance in which they don't know that it was me and it's at it's most potent by the time they pass through.

Especially after I've had some jalepeno peppers.   Cheers

But I don't usually try to participate in juvenile behavior like that often TeddyR .   
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