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« on: May 12, 2007, 01:28:39 AM »

Okay, what do y'all think about this one?

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4346
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 05:38:40 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

 That guy...he drove a jet ski into the sharks mouth....

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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 11:00:09 AM »

I gotta admit, now I want to watch Troll 2.

"They're eating her!  And now they're going to eat me!  Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 BounceGiggle    Oh, my, that's awesomely bad.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 12:34:42 PM »

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I love that "Why me?" death reaction in the Ninja clip. ACTING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Hey, wasn't that What's-His-Name? The one that was married to Whozzit? You know...

I do appreciate that somebody added the horse whinny when the fake horse slid under the truck in an attempt to hide the fact it's a fake horse sliding under a truck.

SHARK ATTACK 3 is alway a highpoint of Sci-Fi Channel's shark day for me. The first time I saw that CGI "carnage" at the fancy yacht party I thought to myself "This is a classic."
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 02:59:18 PM »

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I love that "Why me?" death reaction in the Ninja clip. ACTING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Hey, wasn't that What's-His-Name? The one that was married to Whozzit? You know...

Christopher George? Who was married to Lynda Day George?
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 04:44:10 PM »

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I love that "Why me?" death reaction in the Ninja clip. ACTING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Hey, wasn't that What's-His-Name? The one that was ma

Yeah, the guy who drops over dead with half of a (small-diameter) shuriken stuck in his sternum...    TeddyR   I remember those American Ninja movies... barely, though, barely.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2007, 07:08:47 AM »

Karma point.

That was funny.  Just how big was that shark.  My God that movie was funny.  But the funniest thing with the shark movie was the line of I'm tired, then comes I'm wired, how about I eat your bingo card.  What the heck was that about??

Troll 2 was just a disaster.  I thought it was funny that the movie's name is Troll 2 but the town's name is Nilbog, or Goblin in a mirror( the Trolls must have run the Goblins out of town).

The Ninja scene was funny as well with the guy doing the why me look.  Too darn funny.

Just my two cents.

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2007, 09:36:39 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2007, 12:05:42 PM »

Well worth sweating thru especially for the very last shots from SHARK ATTACK 3 . . .  BounceGiggle  I like the way the shark in one shot kind of scoops up the raft of floaters . . . ~ULP!   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2007, 05:06:21 PM »

Bad part is I've seen worse in each category
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2007, 05:45:27 PM »

Yeah, I'm sorta with Freep on this one --
The real problem I have with lists or claims like this of "worst EVER!" is that they never seem to go back before 1980-something -- To me, really bad film should include ALL of the history of cinema, and if you're not including things from at least the '30's through the '50's -- let alone the '60's and '70's -- then you really aren't seeing the "worst of the worst".
That said, I thought the giant shark was priceless!  Must seek out Shark Attack 3 -- Are 1 and 2 as bad, or is this the apogee?
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2007, 05:55:26 PM »

That was funny.  Just how big was that shark.  My God that movie was funny.  But the funniest thing with the shark movie was the line of I'm tired, then comes I'm wired, how about I eat your bingo card.  What the heck was that about??

According to actor John Barrowman, that line was totally ad-libbed.
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2007, 08:15:33 PM »

Well, that video drudged up some memories better left buried.  Haha.

1) While Shark Attack 3 is atrociously bad, I'd have to offer up Samuel Fuller's Shark! (1969) as containing the worst attack scene(s).  While it didn't use CG for its effects, the film did star Burt Reynolds without a mustache.  'Nough said.

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 10:52:22 AM »

Bad part is I've seen worse in each category

I am sorry you had to take a bullet for us.   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 09:09:45 PM »


Oh, man, the shark attack 3 CGI stuff was HYSTERICAL!  HAHAHA!  I might have to buy that film just for that...

On a sidenote, tried to look up the author's myspace page so I could tell him what a kickass job he did making the video, but when I entered the site I got an advertisement (maybe I entered his name wrong, I dunno...)

Still, neat video.  :)
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