What movie would you "Phantom Edit"

BRAAAINZZZ · May 17, 2007, 06:06:47 PM

not exactly the phantom editing style previously posted aboot... but in the matrix that first time keanu and larry fishburner enter the "construct and larry talks about how your clothes are your vision of yourself. I desperately wanted him to be wearing that sweet cowboy curtis getup from his days as a peewee's playhouse cast member.

hooray! first post!

ghouck · May 17, 2007, 10:47:09 PM

Quotenot exactly the phantom editing style previously posted aboot... but in the matrix that first time keanu and larry fishburner enter the "construct and larry talks about how your clothes are your vision of yourself. I desperately wanted him to be wearing that sweet cowboy curtis getup from his days as a peewee's playhouse cast member.

Might as well edit OUT Trinity and Niobe's clothes while we're at it. .

Kooshmeister · May 18, 2007, 03:30:56 AM

Legend, if only to add in the deleted opening sequence which should never have been cut. I can't understand people who say they can "see why it was cut" when it explains Blunder's hand and the darn horn! :)

RCMerchant · May 18, 2007, 06:05:52 AM

Quote from: BRAAAINZZZ on May 17, 2007, 06:06:47 PM
not exactly the phantom editing style previously posted aboot... but in the matrix that first time keanu and larry fishburner enter the "construct and larry talks about how your clothes are your vision of yourself. I desperately wanted him to be wearing that sweet cowboy curtis getup from his days as a peewee's playhouse cast member.

hooray! first post!

Welcome! I would edit all the clothes off the girls in the HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND!

Jack · May 18, 2007, 08:07:11 AM

Fifth Element is a good call. Get rid of Chris Tucker and I might actually be able to watch it all the way to the end.

Him · May 18, 2007, 08:39:29 AM

Quote from: Jack on May 18, 2007, 08:07:11 AM
Fifth Element is a good call. Get rid of Chris Tucker and I might actually be able to watch it all the way to the end.

Christ Tucker is the only thing that makes that movie watchable.

Jack · May 18, 2007, 03:11:32 PM

Quote from: Him on May 18, 2007, 08:39:29 AM
Christ Tucker is the only thing that makes that movie watchable.

Ack!

We must have rather opposite tastes I guess

BTM · May 18, 2007, 04:42:21 PM

Quote from: ghouck on May 17, 2007, 03:12:43 PM

Also, I'd edit Fifth Element, , I'd take out LeeLoo's clothes. .

I'd edit out Chris Tucker. :)

Bmeansgood · May 22, 2007, 11:11:21 PM

Tombstone. I would take out all of the ridiculous love scenes that involve Kurt Russel flirting with some unattractive woman.

More Huckelberry, less romance!

BTB · May 23, 2007, 09:10:29 AM

I would completely take out Wesley Crusher from Star Trek TNG.

Otherwise I would cut Pauly Shore is dead back to trailer format

Flangepart · May 23, 2007, 10:39:49 AM

Quote from: BTB on May 23, 2007, 09:10:29 AM
I would completely take out Wesley Crusher from Star Trek TNG.

Edin IN Will Robinson, and we got a deal!

KYGOTC · May 23, 2007, 09:14:23 PM

DEATH PROOF. cut ALL unnesessary girly talks, put in more Stuntman Mike story and car scenes.

The Burgomaster · May 24, 2007, 09:41:07 PM

I'd like to take the POLTERGEIST movies and cut out every frame of film when someone says either "Carol Ann" or "Don't go near the light." Each movie would end up being around 40 minutes long.

Snivelly · May 25, 2007, 06:26:47 AM

Jeepers Creepers - Take out everything after about the first 20 - 25 minutes, especially the cheesy demon itself, replace it with something with some scare value to it. But, I would edit the new demon into the ending, because I like how they ended the movie. That had potential to be a decent horror flick, but it just got silly in the middle.