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« on: May 20, 2007, 08:14:51 PM »
They don't make em like they used to. I've argued that the one thing that is missing is a jingle. Now commercial makers are trying to make a resume by making their ads look like minature movies. Booooring - and nobody ever remembers the product.

We all...decades later, can sing the bologne song, the tootsie roll song, i'd like to buy the world a coke, plop plop fizz fizz....heck I can even remember the jingle for the dallas times herald. I think that they need to go retro, suck it up and just get a jingle.

Sometimes you find a gem in the rough, and everytime i caught this on tv i smiled

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyijWbML82s

Anyone have any favorite commercials or jingles?
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2007, 10:00:35 PM »
Here's a couple of good ones...

Ikea Commercial
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrPc9ARvoOs

Sun Fizz!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fA8ad71n94
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 03:48:47 AM »
Everytime I see this ad, it makes me laugh.   TeddyR

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFyoEpGVA

The Little Lad Dance
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 04:49:07 AM »
The Frito Bandito!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKFGyCWLbCo

GI JOE! GI JOE! FIGHTING MAN FROM HEAD TO TOE!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLL67CN2hnw

Charlie Says...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 10:26:13 PM »
hard to find that berries and cream lad guy amusing.

he reminds me too much of http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2007, 10:42:31 PM »
I watch hardly any TV.   I can't stand most commercials.   TeddyR
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2007, 11:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Susan on June 19, 2007, 10:26:13 PM
hard to find that berries and cream lad guy amusing.

he reminds me too much of http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html


THAT is more likely to give me nightmares than any bloodbath horror film. Yikes. Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 12:34:49 AM »
Speaking of such, this one website X-Entertainment (no, it's not a porn) has several downloadable 80s commercials.  My personal favorite is for the Bonkers candy.  This was a brand of chewable candy, in the commercials everytime someone would bite into one a GIANT piece of fruit would fall from the sky and hit them in the head.  Despite the fact the fruit could break through ceilings, the people who got hit were never seriously injured. 

http://x-entertainment.com/downloads/

Probably the most disturbing commercial they have though is for Underoos Fashion Underwear.  This was a line of colorful underwear for young girls.  I don't know, something abouta  commercial with preteens dancing up and down a modeling aisle in just their underclothes feels just plain wrong to me.

Here's the boys version...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br7vl6z0DTE

They've also got commercials for the clapper, Castle Greyskull, New Kids On the Block dolls, even the commercial with Stephen King whoring himself out for Mastercard!
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 06:00:14 AM »
Quote from: Ash on June 19, 2007, 03:48:47 AM
Everytime I see this ad, it makes me laugh.   TeddyR



ACK! COFF! CHOKE! DAMMIT! I Was smoking my morning ciggerette and drinking hot coffe when I played the video! Good Lord,Ash! Ya 'bout killed me!!!  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 12:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Ash on June 19, 2007, 03:48:47 AM
Everytime I see this ad, it makes me laugh.   TeddyR

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFyoEpGVA

The Little Lad Dance
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE



That idiot annoys me.  If I see him on the street, I will smack in the mouth and tell him to man up.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 05:21:39 PM »

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2007, 01:01:13 AM »
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I predict a "B" movie, or at least a TV series for the people who made this.
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2007, 07:43:56 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 03:46:02 AM »
This new ad for Direct TV came out recently.

It's pretty good!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfEWtMOnCkA
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 09:47:27 PM »
I think they should bring back the crying Indian.  That was quite good for it's time.
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