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« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2007, 03:53:49 PM »

Two Words: Ice Spiders
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« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2007, 09:44:34 PM »

One I just saw last week:

HOLLYWOOD STRANGLER MEETS THE SKID ROW SLASHER!

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« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2007, 10:00:23 PM »

Two Words: Ice Spiders

My wife has a mild case of arachnophobia, so I was forbidden from watching this one. From what I hear, that was probably a good thing. TeddyR

I called her a wuss, by the way, since I have a MAJOR case of arachnophobia. It's so bad that just seeing a spider crawling nearby will almost cause instant heart failure. And if I find one on me? People on fire  would be considered calm, cool and collected in comparison to my spastic dance of panic.
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« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2007, 05:31:26 PM »

...I have a MAJOR case of arachnophobia. It's so bad that just seeing a spider crawling nearby will almost cause instant heart failure. And if I find one on me? People on fire  would be considered calm, cool and collected in comparison to my spastic dance of panic.
I'm a bit afraid of spiders myself, but I will not kill one, just shoo them away.  Unless, of course, I found one of these in my basement . . .
 

Which reminds me of other dumb movies like KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS . . .
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« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2007, 05:59:26 PM »

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Which reminds me of other dumb movies like KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS . . .


My favorite really bad/dumb giant spider flick has to be THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION starring Alan "The Skipper" Hale, Jr. and some VW Bugs imaginatively costumed as the giant spiders.
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« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2007, 06:15:19 PM »

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Which reminds me of other dumb movies like KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS . . .


My favorite really bad/dumb giant spider flick has to be THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION starring Alan "The Skipper" Hale, Jr. and some VW Bugs imaginatively costumed as the giant spiders.
Now that one sounds like fun!   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #66 on: June 27, 2007, 09:22:04 AM »

Epic Movie. That is all.
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« Reply #67 on: June 27, 2007, 12:09:55 PM »

Out of everything I saw in the last twelve calendar months?

Hands down: Ultraviolet.
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« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2007, 02:32:54 PM »

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Now that one sounds like fun!   


It is, even the non-MST3K version. This is the one with the infamous scene where the woman accidently makes herself a spider milkshake. For once a film's tagline "There Has Never Been a Film Like This Before!" is 100% true.

Note for classic TV fans: Not only does it star The Skipper as the local sherrif (he even calls one character "Little Buddy") the intrepid lady doctor heroine (NOT the blonde in the Daisy Dukes, the one in the nice pants suit) is played by Barbara Hale, Della Street on the old Perry Mason series.

Here's the trailer:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bksvon-hSDM

The whole MST3K version is available in bits and pieces on YouTube as well.

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« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2007, 03:21:11 PM »

I think that Eight legged freaks was a dumb movie. The effects were good (accept when they had the rubber spider arms thrown at that guy, what's up with that?) but it was like no one really took anything seriously. Some guy who works the mine blew into a tube to get it unclogged but all these spiders crawled into his mouth. It was NARSTY!
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« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2007, 03:25:43 PM »

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I think that Eight legged freaks was a dumb movie. The effects were good (accept when they had the rubber spider arms thrown at that guy, what's up with that?) but it was like no one really took anything seriously. Some guy who works the mine blew into a tube to get it unclogged but all these spiders crawled into his mouth. It was NARSTY!
It was supposed to be a semi-comedy
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« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2007, 03:33:51 PM »

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I think that Eight legged freaks was a dumb movie. The effects were good (accept when they had the rubber spider arms thrown at that guy, what's up with that?) but it was like no one really took anything seriously. Some guy who works the mine blew into a tube to get it unclogged but all these spiders crawled into his mouth. It was NARSTY!
It was supposed to be a semi-comedy

true, but I didn't find it quite funny. Fright Night was funny. Eight legged freaks didn't get better. It just solidified.
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« Reply #72 on: June 28, 2007, 03:57:10 PM »

Anarchist Cookbook....the movie wanted to make me rip out my eyeballs.
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« Reply #73 on: June 28, 2007, 06:39:11 PM »

Time of the Apes. Granted, it's several episodes of a television series edited together into one "film," but regardless, if there was anything in the original show that explained what the hell was going on and what was up with that flying saucer, then Sandy Frank cut it out, making one seriously confusing movie. I really, really felt sorry for poor Godo. He risks his life to save the woman and the two kids and then has to spend eternity wandering a desert (at least, that's the impression I got).

Generally speaking, I can actually watch a lot of the movies featured on MST by themselves. Gorgo, Mitchell, the Godzilla movies, and anything by Bert I. Gordon; Time of the Apes is one I knew I would not be able to sit through without a wisecracking human and two robots.
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« Reply #74 on: June 28, 2007, 06:52:10 PM »

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Now that one sounds like fun!   


It is, even the non-MST3K version. This is the one with the infamous scene where the woman accidently makes herself a spider milkshake. For once a film's tagline "There Has Never Been a Film Like This Before!" is 100% true.

Note for classic TV fans: Not only does it star The Skipper as the local sherrif (he even calls one character "Little Buddy") the intrepid lady doctor heroine (NOT the blonde in the Daisy Dukes, the one in the nice pants suit) is played by Barbara Hale, Della Street on the old Perry Mason series.
BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle Thanks for the trailer . . . except, didn't get to hear Alan Jale Jr. utter "little buddy" but otherwise feel like I sat thru the whole movie!!!  Y'know I think I saw it on cable way back when... I applaud you.   Thumbup
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