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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2008, 07:17:21 PM »

Hmmm, depends on the price, I suppose.  TeddyR

I was a virgin until I turned 36, believe it or not, so I don't think its' anything to be ashamed about.  Smile
Did you auction it off?   Wink
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2008, 08:04:28 PM »

You know that there are people (persistently juvenile types)...



Ah see no need to bring me into this conversation.
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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2008, 09:17:15 PM »

You know that there are people (persistently juvenile types)...



Ah see no need to bring me into this conversation.


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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2008, 09:37:24 PM »

I've had a virgin or two before, it's like driving a car without a steering wheel.

I'd rather have one that knows what they are doing.
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2008, 09:43:57 PM »

I'd rather have one that knows what they are doing.


Uh...because you don't?
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2008, 09:46:49 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2008, 09:56:57 PM »




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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2008, 10:04:06 PM »




If Menard gets caught talking to YOUR hand, , HIS hand will get jealous, and probably accuse him of cheating on it. . . 
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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2008, 03:01:22 AM »

Hmmm, depends on the price, I suppose.  TeddyR
I was a virgin until I turned 36, believe it or not, so I don't think its' anything to be ashamed about.  Smile

Seriously?  And that's three-six, not say, 26 or something?

Wow, brave of you to admit it.  Can I ask you, was that by choice or did you just not get any opportunities?

If you don't want to talk about it here, you can PM me.  (Or if you'd rather not talk about it all, you can tell me that too.)


I was physically abused as a young child and anally raped when I turned 16 by a couple of bastards in a South African boarding school:  Hatred people that thought because they were bigger than me, they were automatically better than me, so the idea of being intimate with anyone, male or female, revolted me for twenty years. Suffice to say that I am now a lot bigger and if I meet those bastards again, I will bury them in a mixture of their own body fluids.  Hatred

I fell in love for the first time in my life at the age of 36 with a lady that was fifteen years older than me. Although the relationship foundered after six months, I experienced true love for the first time (and lost my virginity into the bargain) and I was able to function properly and let the past be.
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« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2008, 03:03:14 AM »

Hmmm, depends on the price, I suppose.  TeddyR

I was a virgin until I turned 36, believe it or not, so I don't think its' anything to be ashamed about.  Smile
Did you auction it off?   Wink

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2008, 03:04:44 AM »

I'd rather have one that knows what they are doing.


Uh...because you don't?


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle Virtual karma to Dr M for that.  TeddyR
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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2008, 01:49:32 PM »


I was physically abused as a young child and anally raped when I turned 16 by a couple of bastards in a South African boarding school:  Hatred

Oh, my God, I am SO sorry to hear that.  I can understand how that would turn anyone off from the idea of having a relationship and sex in general.  I can't imagine the pain, hate, and suffering that caused you. 

Wish now I hadn't asked, as I'm sure this is one trip down memory you didn't need.  Bluesad

I fell in love for the first time in my life at the age of 36 with a lady that was fifteen years older than me. Although the relationship foundered after six months, I experienced true love for the first time (and lost my virginity into the bargain) and I was able to function properly and let the past be.

Well, I'm glad you're able to experience a normal relationship and still.  I've know a few people who've experience similar horrible things in their past and were never able to be intimate with anyone because of it.
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2008, 07:59:52 PM »

Suffice to say that I am now a lot bigger and if I meet those bastards again, I will bury them in a mixture of their own body fluids. 

Let me be the first to offer my help in ANY way I can, should that time come and you need any help. I even have my own shovel.
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2008, 06:11:36 PM »

I agree with you all that she's probably not even a virgin and just came up with this as a publicity stunt. 
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