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Question: Do you like "Son of the Beach"
Yes, I have seen it and liked it. - 7 (87.5%)
Yes, I would not watch again. - 0 (0%)
Is that Bay Watch??? - 0 (0%)
No, Have not seen it, but very curious. - 0 (0%)
No, I have not seen it and do not care to. - 1 (12.5%)
Total Voters: 8

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« on: June 04, 2007, 09:27:36 PM »

I have Volume One, does anybody know if they came out with others???

I loved watching that show.


Since no one is replying, I figured I would add this poll.  To see if anyone had watched but were too ashamed to admit it.  I love the show, but dislike Howard Stern very much.  (He helped produce the show.)
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 10:40:49 AM »

I remember catching episodes of the show back around 2000 or so when I first started watching FX.  It was decently funny, and a bit crude if I'm not mistaken.  Didn't realize it was on DVD.  Gonna have to put it in my netflix soon.

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 11:51:16 AM »

My husband watched this religiously, and while it was crude it was a good mockery of shows like Baywatch.  The stories were ridiculous, and the main character was so pathetic he was funny.  I'd watch it again, but only one episode at a time because it would get old quickly if you overdid it.

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 07:38:42 AM »

I could never watch a whole episode, there was absolutely no subtlety in the show. The ep with Par Morita and the macadamea nuts had me on the floor.

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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 07:46:27 AM »

I used to enjoy that show.  I usually don't like that crude over-the-top comedy, but that one really worked well for me.  Maybe it was that blond babe?  That German guy was hilarious, yelling at beachgoers "Achtung!  Mach schnell!"

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 01:00:20 AM »

Fine show.  Definitely aimed at boys; a little too much snot for me.  But Mark Hamill as a cult leader, the Divine Rod, with magic mind control muffins?  An episode with Gilbert Godfrey and a character called “Osama Bin Laiden six months before 9-11?  The show had some wonderful moments.

I think there were three seasons.  I’ve got a boxed set somewhere.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2007, 09:46:05 PM »

I saw an episode of this show one time that had a very funny moment on it.

The dumb big breasted blond chick was sitting on a park bench of some sort and was wondering to herself via inner monologue "I wonder what time it is.  I KNOW! I'LL LOOK AT MY WATCH!" She then proceeds to look at her wrist watch.

I can't remember the rest of the episode but that had me rolling in the floor I was laughing so hard.

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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 10:30:07 PM »

THe Stern connection and the hammer you over the head with the obvious punchlines style put me off.

I did like TIm Stack's show spoofing daytime talk shows, Nightstand. I could see buying that show on disk.

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