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« on: June 06, 2007, 10:30:38 AM »

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhh!  Buggedout

The world's master filmmaker is making the Vietnam war picture Tunnel Rats in South Africa, specifically in Natal and in Cape Town!!!

Should I emigrate, do you think?  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 10:33:47 AM »

See if you can get close enough to let the air out of the tires on his car.   TeddyR
Use a switchblade to do it.   Thumbup
 
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 10:37:41 AM »

If you try to deflate his tires, watch out because he is known for two things:

1.  Making bad movies.
2.  Punching critics in the head

(Though, from what I saw, he only picks Internet critics who probably shouldn't be in a boxing ring in the first place.)
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 04:02:20 AM »

 BounceGiggle

South Africa's Department of Trade and Industry (the DTI) is offering huge tax breaks to filmmakers, both foreign and local, so I guess that even our beloved Senor Error Boll couldn't resist a good tax break.

One of my friends on the IMDB who is also in South Africa asked me to find Uwe as my friend said "I have a cricket bat with his name on it."  TeddyR

I wonder if Google Earth could assist here?
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 08:04:05 AM »

It should be entertaining watching a Vietnam war movie made by the master of stupidity himself.  I'm looking forward to it  TeddyR  I'm imagining the camera wildly spinning around and around as mortar shells rain down on the firebase.  Slow motion bullets from machine guns, and it's Ewe so there will have to be boobs in it...the mind wobbles.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 12:16:40 PM »

Aw come on the mans a genius. And inverted genius maybe but still an absolute genius. He's about the best at what he does - making movies so dire even this website doesn't touch them. Now that's a skill in itself.
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 04:25:22 PM »

Oh, I find his movies very entertaining.  Probably not for the reasons he intended, but nevertheless   TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 06:29:17 PM »

Aw come on the mans a genius. And inverted genius maybe but still an absolute genius. He's about the best at what he does - making movies so dire even this website doesn't touch them. Now that's a skill in itself.

Eh, for the most part I haven't worried about them because so many websites review his films.  Sooner or later I will do one of them, but I keep looking at other films and saying "This one isn't very well known.  I should write about it."

On the plus side, if I write a review for a Boll film I might get a chance at him in the ring.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 07:22:12 AM »

 BounceGiggle

If you get a chance at him in the ring, Andrew, I will fly out to the US and I will be your second.  TeddyR

I don't think that I will need to be your cut man or doctor: I think Our Uwe will need those people rather than you.  Smile
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 07:30:49 AM »

ANDREW

"I'm the master of bad movies!!  No one can stand up to my Marine training!"

Vs.

Uwe Boll

"I schtick my thumb up my ass before I admit defeat!!"

Who do you think would win?
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