At this point Batman might as well be riding around on a bat unicycle that consists of one big tire with an engine and tear gas launcher...
Thank god you didn't say that 12 years ago when Schumacher may have heard you...
You can thank my parents' inability to afford a computer 12 years ago for there being no jet powered unicycle in
Batman & Robin!
...oh man, that's a sig line quote if I ever heard one.