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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2007, 12:02:02 PM »

..."SOYLENT GREEN IS ROSIE O'DONNELL!", which cause Uwe Boll, who just happened to be...
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2007, 02:44:50 PM »

. . . unicycling by, to drop the nitroglycerin jars he was juggling and they exploded causing . . .
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2007, 07:34:12 PM »

The mutated lard to recoil in horrified ecstasy releasing Trevor from a gruesome fate. Meanwhile across town in an abandoned warehouse...
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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2007, 08:55:03 PM »

the sinister Professor Smith took his Tokay gecko, Sneferu, and mutated it to giant size, then sent Sneffy  to Area 51 to sieze the alien weapons cache so he could . . .

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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2007, 12:09:42 PM »

break into the giant cookie jar that was filled, not with cookies, but with . . .
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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2007, 02:32:55 PM »

fried bull testicles which prompted him to vomit gallons of stomach acid which slowly burned away his face leaving him a disfigured creature which the local children named...
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 02:46:45 PM »

Menard, which caused him to take up. . .


Sorry Menard, but I couldn't resist
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2007, 03:40:13 PM »

...the piccolo, which unfortunately did not prevent...
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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2007, 07:53:02 PM »

. . . Professor Smith from getting sucked into his own favorite computer game, and grabbing Dagoth Ur in a headlock and forcing him to recite . . .
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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2007, 08:12:30 PM »

all the words to REM's Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) correctly but the Professor only gets halfway through before a window breaks and who else should arrive to rescue him but...
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2007, 09:47:55 PM »

A horde of zombies who wanted his brain becuase it was a delicacy but in the nick of time...
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« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 07:42:39 AM »

....Wonder Woman(aka Lynda Carter),came jiggling along to the rescue,with the Devil Hound of Hitler on a leash,who hadn't   eaten in a month of Sundays...
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« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2007, 08:31:12 AM »

...and the last time the dog had eaten, it was all Hormel chili and leftover sushi from the previous Sunday which caused the animal no small amount of distress and had put the Bionic Woman into a bad mood hours ago so she grabbed zombies by their arms, legs, and even heads and started tossing them across the East River as the dog yapped at the zombies and howled with serious gas pain...
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« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2007, 08:37:02 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 12:00:51 PM »

as everyone marveled at the hot dog eating contest between Chestnut and Kobiyashi that was declared a tie when Godzilla came by and. . .
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