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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2007, 06:08:21 AM »

It's not unusual for children to be given two middle names; I'm certain it was a typo, so I'll correct it: welcome Garrett Jonathan Menard Borntreger.

Andrew; it's time to give that lady a break, so keep your hands off of her you hillbilly. Perhaps you should know that those things aren't for filling up with water and throwing off of a roof.  TongueOut


Menard, we didn't forget you.  "Garrett" is just an anagram of "Menard."  Really.

Actually, I think the problem is that I always get confused between pull and push.  Them there con-dom things is unnatural city folk magic.  I can almost imagine them suffocating mah willy.  Besides, yah should see the boys in collared shirts after you hit one with a water con-dom, 'specially one of the ones with the stickum on it.

This news has made a very cold Pretoria morning and a shivering me all of a sudden warm inside.

Don't tell Katie that it is the middle of winter down there.  She is constantly hot.  I thought it would abate after the delivery, but she was still miserably hot last night (not that we weren't up every few hours).


Thanks you two.
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2007, 09:11:39 AM »

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Actually, I think the problem is that I always get confused between pull and push.  Them there con-dom things is unnatural city folk magic.  I can almost imagine them suffocating mah willy.  Besides, yah should see the boys in collared shirts after you hit one with a water con-dom, 'specially one of the ones with the stickum on it.

 BounceGiggle I was wondering what on earth Menard was referring to!!  BounceGiggle

Yes, it is winter here, but in Africa, we have this kind of winter: cold in the mornings, as Colin Farrell would say, "Brass monkeys!" and then warmer as the day progresses, but there is always some sun somewhere and the sunsets, truly amazing.  Smile
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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2007, 10:17:46 AM »

Way to reproduce Mr. B! Congrats to yourself and especially Missus Badmovies.org on an adorable new addition to the family, heh. May Garrett shun mainstream cinema and develop a sense of humor you can be proud of. I'd buy you a copy of The Suckling, but I try to reserve those for the firstborns. TeddyR

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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2007, 12:24:26 PM »

Congrats to you Andrew and your wife Katie!!!
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« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2007, 11:32:46 PM »

Congradulations, jarhead.  May you wear an apron and a splash guard on your face when changing your son.
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2007, 06:31:41 AM »

More thanks!  I mentioned in another thread that Garrett is keeping us on an insane schedule.  He wants to sleep all day, but at about 10:00 pm he starts wanting to feed every 90 minutes.  I am thinking that Katie feels like the Men in Black do, trying to adapt to the 37-hour Centaurian day.
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2007, 08:32:09 PM »

More thanks!  I mentioned in another thread that Garrett is keeping us on an insane schedule.  He wants to sleep all day, but at about 10:00 pm he starts wanting to feed every 90 minutes.  I am thinking that Katie feels like the Men in Black do, trying to adapt to the 37-hour Centaurian day.

Sleeping all day, staying up all night, a voracious appetite (especially if it involves sucking on breasts); yep...Little Menard is already taking after his namesake.

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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 09:32:50 PM »

See, this is what I get for going away for the weekend.  Belated congratulations, fellow procreator!
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 09:48:11 PM »

Sleeping all day, staying up all night, a voracious appetite (especially if it involves sucking on breasts); yep...Little Menard is already taking after his namesake.

With the exception of sleeping all day, those quite match me too.  I'll have to ask Katie if she had any dalliances around September 2006.  I think she had already used her free dalliance card for 2006 by then.

See, this is what I get for going away for the weekend.  Belated congratulations, fellow procreator!

I think you have me beat, just because we have to stop.  Aren't you required by law to have at least five?  That is Utah law, right?
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2007, 10:34:50 PM »



I think you have me beat, just because we have to stop.  Aren't you required by law to have at least five?  That is Utah law, right?

If so, we're moving.  Make room in your basement!
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« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2007, 02:57:03 AM »

I should scroll down and explore all these other wacky parts of the forum more often. 

Belated, but I'd like to say congratulations! Cheers

Oh, and three kids are plenty!
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« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2007, 04:40:43 AM »


Many congratulations from Aussie-land.  High fives and whooping noises aplenty!

How are the other youngen's taking to the new lad?
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« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2007, 05:15:21 AM »

Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby!  TongueOut  Seriously,Congratulations! My son Jed was born on a Friday too...the 13th of November,infact...I was afraid he would have 666 tattoed on his forehead,or something.... Cheers
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« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2007, 05:37:37 AM »

Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby! 


Andrew, you could be thankful that Garrett didn't come out looking like this:

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« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2007, 08:14:10 AM »

Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby!  TongueOut  Seriously,Congratulations! My son Jed was born on a Friday too...the 13th of November,infact...I was afraid he would have 666 tattoed on his forehead,or something.... Cheers

Or wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete? I can imagine the looks in the delivery room if that happened.  TongueOut
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