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« on: June 23, 2007, 08:42:55 PM »

I just HAD to share this...

"300 is tearing up the box office, and because of its success, the studio has recut the film to make a PG version so kids can learn the story as well. Check us out at for daily videos"


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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2007, 10:57:40 PM »

Hahaha, that was better than the actual movie!

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 12:32:04 PM »


Greatest. Parody. Ever.

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 09:39:35 AM »


Holy crap, I haven't laughed this much since my girlfriend gave me Nitrous in my sleep.  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 12:20:41 PM »


I think I just hurt myself! BounceGiggle

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 12:37:28 PM »

I think that the "Frosting!" bit may be my favorite part as well. 

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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2007, 07:02:22 PM »

The best part, is that I was ready to believe you.

And get ready for a lot of people on other boards to plow karma with your ox.

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