Badmovies.org T-Shirts

[KYGOTC]

Also, maybe this would be good.

"There is a place in Japan called 'Science Headquarters'"

[Ash]

I'm all for getting really good quality shirts.
I've ordered expensive shirts online only to receive them and they're all itchy.

[Dennis]

If its mouth and teeth are bigger than your head, you probably shouldn't pet it.
From the Sci-Fi channel Saturday night, only one I can remember and I'll bet I got the wording wrong, still think its funny.
Here's one more:
Girls must always investigate strange creepy noises in the dark wearing only a t-shirt or tank top and be armed with nothing more than a candle or coffee cup.
 
Andrew, sign Poogie and me up for about 3 shirts a piece. The company I work for is pretty casual about what we wear and I would love to explain the lessons to my coworkers and of course the owner, she'll get a kick out of them.

[Torgo]

This one is great.

Those suffering from demonic possession should not drive or operate heavy machinery.

[LilCerberus]

How about these lessons I learnt from Santa Clause (1959)
1) Why most of my old friends started getting kinda grouchy after having kids
2) Hell is really a ballet academy for kids with "special needs"
3) It's not the pipe, the eggnog, or the magic cookies, Santa's just "that way"
4) "Dante" is pronounced "Danny"

Say, could you get those kinda t-shirts that have the little pocket on the front?
I need someplace to put my cigarettes.

[Zapranoth]

Count me in to buy a few shirts if you make 'em, Andrew.

Here are suggestions from Poogie's "Things I learned from the movies" thread:

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

At night, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

Many cars and motorcycles have forty gears.

[Trevor]

 

Another one for you:

"Uwe Boll is a very underrated, master filmmaker"

I don't know what this will do to sales...............

[Dr. Whom]

Never ask Killer Tomatoes to pass the ketchup

[RCMerchant]

If you would like some original artwork done for it,I would glady submit some designs.

[Andrew]

Thanks all for the suggestions.  One of the things I have to stick to is that the lessons are ones I created.  Otherwise, I'm using someone else's copyrighted work and I don't want to get into that sort of territory, even though a number of those are quite good.

Right now, my goal is to reserve most of the printed area for the actual lessons, but thank you RCMerchant.  Strangely, Todd (I talk about my friend Todd now and then) mentioned to me the other day that he had a design idea for a t-shirt.  Don't know what he's doing with that.

I don't know about being able to vary the type of shirts, but I'll look into if it is feasible.

Once I get a chance, I'm going to go hunting through the reviews too.  Right now, Garrett has us on an insane schedule.  He wants to be up all night, feeding every 90 minutes, then sleep most of the day.  That doesn't work too well when you have two children already.

[BlackAngel75]

How 'bout these:

Batman and Robin, Superman 4, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME

If you would like some original artwork done for it,I would glady submit some designs.

Same here.

[KYGOTC]

If you would like some original artwork done for it,I would glady submit some designs.

As would I.

[Flangepart]

Heres a couple.

"Oddly, you can hear explosions in a vaccume"
""If he tells jokes so bad you want rto rip his tongue out, then yes, he is the Komedy relief"

[dean]

Even if they weren't going to be used, I would like to see some potential artwork for it anyways: I can just picture a rip off poster, that looks like Army of Darkness, but with Andrew instead of Ash, and a video tape instead of a chainsaw.  Classic picture!

But anyways, I personally wouldn't mind seeing a design change, just because I'm a fan of mixing things up, but also put me down as considering a shirt [though that's assuming you ship OS of course] regardless of what it looks like, since I've had my eye on one for a while [but have always had way too many t-shirts as it is...]

[Ash]

You know what would be cool to have on the back of a Badmovies.org T-shirt?
A flying saucer like this one from Plan 9 directly above the text and shining its light down on it.





Only the flying saucer would be horizontal on the back of the shirt...just above the text....and skinnier to fit the space allotted.
And its light would shine down onto the text in a cone shaped pattern.
You'd have to move the text down just a tad, but I think it would work.

Also, I think the slime drop on the front looks too much like a sagging green boob.
Maybe make it a skull instead?