The Most Sucky Of Household Chores

[Raffine]

I just got through cleaning out the refrigerator. When you put it off as long as I did it becomes a pretty hellish chore.

On the other hand you can find some really cool stuff and make some amazing discoveries.

For instance: if pineapple sits in the back of the fridge in an open can long enough it turns absolutely jet black... but it still smells like pineapple!

Believe it or not!

[Shadow]

For instance: if pineapple sits in the back of the fridge in an open can long enough it turns absolutely jet black... but it still smells like pineapple!

Believe it or not!

I'll take you word on it.

[flackbait]

For instance: if pineapple sits in the back of the fridge in an open can long enough it turns absolutely jet black... but it still smells like pineapple!

Whoah!! How long was it there?! And you sure it didn't smell bad?

[RCMerchant]

I just got through cleaning out the refrigerator. When you put it off as long as I did it becomes a pretty hellish chore.

On the other hand you can find some really cool stuff and make some amazing discoveries.

For instance: if pineapple sits in the back of the fridge in an open can long enough it turns absolutely jet black... but it still smells like pineapple!

Believe it or not!

AH-HAHAHAHAH!!! Hell no!!!!  YIKES!!!  I got some stuff sitting in the fridge with the lid on it,which I am pretending does  not exist,because I am afraid to look at it...its like Pandora's Pot of Horror. It's been there so long...I have no idea what it was in the first place...and I'm sure it's unrecognizable now. I guess sooner or later...I'll have to make one of my kids dump it out! Hehehe...!

[indianasmith]

Reminds me of a scene from LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY - when the girls actually visited Lenny and Squiggy's apartment and Squiggy opens the fridge and pulls out some unrecognizeable goo - Shirley asks in horror "What is THAT?"
He replies - "Hmm.  It's brown now, so that means is was yellow once!" and EATS a big spoonful of it!  I was a teenager when I saw this, but I laughed so hard I nearly lost bladder control!

[Raffine]

Oh, come on!

Y'all know it's human nature (or maybe it's a guy thing?) to smell disgusting things you find in the fridge!

Or at least, to dare someone else to smell it.

Not quite as disgusting, but still interesting, were the five half jars of salsa I found. Three were "HOT" and two were "MEDIUM": I guess it was a gage of the mood I was in when I bought them.  I resisted the temptation of combining them all into one jar and tossed the whole bunch.

[Dennis]

I just got through cleaning out the refrigerator. When you put it off as long as I did it becomes a pretty hellish chore.

On the other hand you can find some really cool stuff and make some amazing discoveries.

For instance: if pineapple sits in the back of the fridge in an open can long enough it turns absolutely jet black... but it still smells like pineapple!

Believe it or not!

AH-HAHAHAHAH!!! Hell no!!!!  YIKES!!!  I got some stuff sitting in the fridge with the lid on it,which I am pretending does  not exist,because I am afraid to look at it...its like Pandora's Pot of Horror. It's been there so long...I have no idea what it was in the first place...and I'm sure it's unrecognizable now. I guess sooner or later...I'll have to make one of my kids dump it out! Hehehe...!

As I was getting ready for our barbecue this evening I found a Tupperware container in the back of the bottom shelf of the fridge. It had a layer of brown stuff on the bottom, white fuzzy stuff on top of that, and it's apparently growing a layer of green fuzzy stuff on the white. I decided not to wait for it to come to life and attack me as I reach for a soda so I threw it out, the container included, I think it used to be meatloaf with gravy but I might be wrong.   

[Shadow]

Dennis, I'm betting that if you had nuked it in the microwave along with some multi vitamins and some tin foil, the confluence of all those variables would have resulted in a meatloaf monster that might have escaped to threaten the world.

[raj]

I'm suprised there hasn't been a movie along the lines of It Came from Beyond the Refrigerator.

[Andrew]

I've got a chore that just lately came back:  changing the baby's diaper.  Garrett is especially bad.  That boy wants to pee or poop on anyone he can and, worse still, he can get some distance.  He had an appointment at the doctor's office today and we warned the doctor.  She did not heed us and a tragedy occurred.

Garrett also goes on an eating and pooping/peeing marathon starting around 10pm every night.  Last night I changed 3 diapers in 60 minutes.  The marathon lasts until about 1am.

[Mr. DS]

I've got a chore that just lately came back:  changing the baby's diaper.  Garrett is especially bad.  That boy wants to pee or poop on anyone he can and, worse still, he can get some distance.  He had an appointment at the doctor's office today and we warned the doctor.  She did not heed us and a tragedy occurred.

Garrett also goes on an eating and pooping/peeing marathon starting around 10pm every night.  Last night I changed 3 diapers in 60 minutes.  The marathon lasts until about 1am.

My son was a fire hose when we first brought him home.  Things had been calm until the other day when he decided to spray the bathroom door after a bath. 

For me, changing the diaper container is something that usually gets put off until its chock full.  Finding Febreeze a good solution to cancelling out any unpleasant smells in the house.  Including baby poop and pee. 

[Shadow]

Andrew and Darksider, I would like to thank you for reminding me why I decided to forego fatherhood and leave it to good gents like yourselves. 

[indianasmith]

I remember once when my twins both had a stomach virus . . . I changed 19 diapers in two hours! My wife had the thing too, so she was no help . . .  to this day we remember that as the infamous "Diarrhea morning"!

[Susan]

laundry

hands down

[Poogie]

Right now the worst job would be cleaning up the shredded telephone book that the puppy just brought in while I'm visiting the forum. Evidently it was just thrown in the yard for our convenience. It has now been dragged into the house, chewed upon and shredded into tiny little moist bits all over the living room floor. I think I will stay here a little longer before I bring out the mighty pet vacuum which has sucked up everything from bug parts to plant life.

As far as the worst cleanup job I would have to say cleaning up after the pets we have. We have 2 dogs and three cats. In the house it would be dog and cat puke and outside it would be dog poop. But we love them so we live with these terrible tasks.